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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Buzz-Bumble, Apr 22, 2002.

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  1. ferg

    ferg Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 21, 2002
    It gets u thinking tho - chek these out

    If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

    If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

    If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

    If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

    Weird but cool :)
     
  2. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 20, 2001
    who is that guy...????
     
  3. ferg

    ferg Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 21, 2002
    Do u mean me?
     
  4. Darth_Graal

    Darth_Graal Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    i got Jetstart and it comes with sky digital(added onto the telecom bill) its good for getting CoughYOUKNOWWHATGAMEScougth From Grokster

    watch ya don't blow out your traffic allowance doin' that Youagain
     
  5. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OK, here's the perfect gift for those who used to play (or still do) with rubber band guns ...
    (sorry, the links are too long, so you'll need to copy/paste)
    [blockquote][image=http://195.157.53.162/products/1/ST00679L.GIF]
    Rubber Band Gatling Gun - ONLY £400!! :eek:
    Fires 144 rubber bands in 12 seconds, but takes 10-30 minutes to reload. :D
    http://WWW.IWANTONEOFTHOSE.COM/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00679&WHAT=info


    If that's too expensive, you can get a ten round rapid-fire rubber band gun for only £10.
    http://WWW.IWANTONEOFTHOSE.COM/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00070&WHAT=info

    Or two guns and four bags of rubber bands for £20.
    http://WWW.IWANTONEOFTHOSE.COM/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00071&WHAT=info
    [/blockquote]
     
  6. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 20, 2001
    just found this slightly strange picture that might come in handy someday

    [image=http://www.boomspeed.com/ssjgameguy/newbie.jpg]


    and no i dont know who that guy is



    edit: spelling
     
  7. Darth_Graal

    Darth_Graal Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    there are some guys down here at the riccarton market who have one of those gatling gun things, I'm not sure how much they wanted for it and they also have a range of other rubber band guns avaialble.
     
  8. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    Find out your Smurf Name [link=http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html]HERE[/link].

    "Buzz Bumble" works out to be "Deadly Smurf". [face_devil]

    I've no idea how it works this out, but other names I've tried are:
    Papa Smurf = Flopsy Mopsey Smurf?!? ?[face_plain]
    Luke Skywalker = Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf
    Han Solo = Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf {again}
    Darth Vader = Stanky Smurf
    Obi-Wan Kenobi = Jurassic Smurf
    Leia Organa = Slappy Smurf
    Padmé Amidala = Noxious Smurf
    Anakin Skywalker = Phlegmy Smurf

    :D
     
  9. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 20, 2001
    You Again= Chesty Smurf
    Sean Green= Noxious Smurf
     
  10. Lil_Lisa

    Lil_Lisa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 28, 2001
    I got Bambi Smurf! [face_laugh]

     
  11. ACERIMMERROCKS

    ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2001
    acerimmerrocks=Pantsless Smurf
     
  12. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    Hmmmm ... that must link up with SithForceLord's message in the birthday topic about your age ... [face_blush]
     
  13. SithForceLord

    SithForceLord Jedi Master star 6

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    Jul 2, 2001
    Mark Hansen = Trusty Smurf

    (Why, I don't know! ?[face_plain])

    SithForce Lord = Super Absorbant Smurf

    (Again - I'm as confused as you!)

    ?[face_plain] ?[face_plain] ?[face_plain]

    at least mine are pronouncable - unlike JP's real life smurf name:

    Ibn al' Smurf

    LOL!
     
  14. Lil_Lisa

    Lil_Lisa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 28, 2001
    Weird--I got "Ibn al' Smurf" for my real name too. Some thing is going on with the Smurfs. *shiftyeyes*

    Someone else on the JC also got Pantsless Smurf. [face_laugh]
     
  15. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    I've been told (but haven't looked yet) that if you use the View Source option in Internet Explorer you can read all the differnet Smurf names that the "generator" uses. :)
     
  16. SithForceLord

    SithForceLord Jedi Master star 6

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    Jul 2, 2001
    Lisa, if your smurf name was the same for your real life name as it was for JP's real life name. You must be a guy, or have a really strange name for a female!



    :p ;) :d

    hehe

    That smurf name site is just random - it gives a smurf name for:

    erg m as first and last names.

    At least that LOTR hobbit name site was consistent! I think Buzz linked to it, but it's been disabled unfortunately.
     
  17. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 20, 2001
    yep here we go

    "Conrad",
    "Raspy",
    "Very Uninteresting",
    "Chesty",
    "Bambi",
    "Insatiable",
    "Quantum",
    "Lydia",
    "Groupie",
    "Vanilla Ice",
    "Maximus",
    "Stanky",
    "Hoochie",
    "Stoner",
    "Trusty",
    "Cujo",
    "Fidel",
    "Naughty",
    "Doctor",
    "Cleft Palate",
    "Britney",
    "Flopsy Mopsey",
    "The",
    "Chanukah",
    "Squanto",
    "Igneous",
    "Megatron",
    "Full Monty",
    "Yahweh",
    "Q*Bert",
    "Futzy",
    "Meshugana",
    "Pimpin'",
    "Fetid",
    "Fictitious",
    "M.C.",
    "Cuddly",
    "Disgruntled",
    "Heterosexual",
    "Jurassic",
    "Deadly",
    "Queasy",
    "Waspinator",
    "Stews in His Own Gravy",
    "Stickleback",
    "Fundamentalist",
    "Drippy",
    "Hannibal",
    "Jojoba",
    "Kung Pao",
    "Boozy",
    "Radioactive",
    "Fatass",
    "Ichabod",
    "Phil the",
    "Erectile Dysfunction",
    "Transparent",
    "Moo Goo Gai",
    "Talk to the Hand",
    "Son of",
    "Smurf Smurf",
    "Pantsless",
    "Super Absorbant",
    "Yakuza",
    "Very Tall",
    "Stoolie",
    "Ebola",
    "Chicken-Fried",
    "New-and-Improved",
    "Junkie",
    "Lemon-Fresh",
    "As-Seen-on-TV",
    "Stalker",
    "Man-Eating",
    "Ibn al'",
    "Litigious",
    "You Go",
    "Slowly Evaporating",
    "The Real Slim",
    "Golden Flash",
    "Critically Ill",
    "Killdozer",
    "Colicky",
    "Slappy",
    "Cletus the Slack-Jawed",
    "Phlegmy",
    "Nascar",
    "Odoriferous",
    "Noxious",
    "Erotic"
     
  18. SithForceLord

    SithForceLord Jedi Master star 6

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    Jul 2, 2001
    Erectile Dysfunction Smurf


    Poor Smurf. :(
     
  19. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    It's not quite random - if you type in the same name again, you get the same answer. :)



    Here's another one (sort of) to try: [link=http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/]Lee's Useless Superhero Generator[/link].
    It's a bit more complicated to use, but you get some really "good" Superhero names out of it. :D

     
  20. Lil_Lisa

    Lil_Lisa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 28, 2001
    Smurf Smurf Smurf. [face_plain]






    [face_laugh]

     
  21. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    [link=http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/default.asp]The Hobbit Name Generator[/link]

    [link=http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp]Middle Earth Name Generator[/link] - includes Elven, Hobbit, Dwarven and Orkish names

    [link=http://www.brunching.com/mrtname.html]Mr T Name Generator[/link] - just enter your name, ignore the other fields ;)

    [link=http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Names/Name_Generators/]A few different Name Generator Links[/link] - includes Jedi, Ninja, Pirate, Superhero, Sopranos, etc. (some links are dead)

    :)
     
  22. SithForceLord

    SithForceLord Jedi Master star 6

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    Jul 2, 2001
    using the "middle earth name generator" this was the best:

    Orkish Name for Mark Hansen: Snikuk the Thug

    It gives hobbit, elvish, dwarfish also.
     
  23. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    Here's one for all those who do like Jar Jar ... [link=http://www.nivan.net/afsjjbddd/gunganiser.html]The Gunganiser[/link]: translates your text into Gunganese. :D
     
  24. Lil_Lisa

    Lil_Lisa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 28, 2001
    That's kinda useless. :( Only changes a few words...
     
  25. Buzz-Bumble

    Buzz-Bumble Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    This one's a SithForceLord type game: [link=http://www.sheepcull.co.uk]Sheep Cull[/link] (62K Flash game).

    [face_plain]
     
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