FF:NZ Weird Wide Web links

It gets u thinking tho - chek these out

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Weird but cool

who is that guy...????

Do u mean me?

i got Jetstart and it comes with sky digital(added onto the telecom bill) its good for getting CoughYOUKNOWWHATGAMEScougth From Grokster

watch ya don't blow out your traffic allowance doin' that Youagain

OK, here's the perfect gift for those who used to play (or still do) with rubber band guns ...
(sorry, the links are too long, so you'll need to copy/paste)

[image=http://195.157.53.162/products/1/ST00679L.GIF]
Rubber Band Gatling Gun - ONLY £400!!
Fires 144 rubber bands in 12 seconds, but takes 10-30 minutes to reload.
http://WWW.IWANTONEOFTHOSE.COM/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00679&WHAT=info


If that's too expensive, you can get a ten round rapid-fire rubber band gun for only £10.
http://WWW.IWANTONEOFTHOSE.COM/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00070&WHAT=info

Or two guns and four bags of rubber bands for £20.
http://WWW.IWANTONEOFTHOSE.COM/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&STNO=ST00071&WHAT=info

just found this slightly strange picture that might come in handy someday

[image=http://www.boomspeed.com/ssjgameguy/newbie.jpg]


and no i dont know who that guy is



edit: spelling

there are some guys down here at the riccarton market who have one of those gatling gun things, I'm not sure how much they wanted for it and they also have a range of other rubber band guns avaialble.

Find out your Smurf Name HERE.

"Buzz Bumble" works out to be "Deadly Smurf".

I've no idea how it works this out, but other names I've tried are:
Papa Smurf = Flopsy Mopsey Smurf?!? ?
Luke Skywalker = Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf
Han Solo = Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf {again}
Darth Vader = Stanky Smurf
Obi-Wan Kenobi = Jurassic Smurf
Leia Organa = Slappy Smurf
Padmé Amidala = Noxious Smurf
Anakin Skywalker = Phlegmy Smurf

You Again= Chesty Smurf
Sean Green= Noxious Smurf

I got Bambi Smurf!

acerimmerrocks=Pantsless Smurf

Hmmmm ... that must link up with SithForceLord's message in the birthday topic about your age ...

Mark Hansen = Trusty Smurf

(Why, I don't know! ?)

SithForce Lord = Super Absorbant Smurf

(Again - I'm as confused as you!)

? ? ?

at least mine are pronouncable - unlike JP's real life smurf name:

Ibn al' Smurf

LOL!

Weird--I got "Ibn al' Smurf" for my real name too. Some thing is going on with the Smurfs. *shiftyeyes*

Someone else on the JC also got Pantsless Smurf.

I've been told (but haven't looked yet) that if you use the View Source option in Internet Explorer you can read all the differnet Smurf names that the "generator" uses.

Lisa, if your smurf name was the same for your real life name as it was for JP's real life name. You must be a guy, or have a really strange name for a female!



:d

hehe

That smurf name site is just random - it gives a smurf name for:

erg m as first and last names.

At least that LOTR hobbit name site was consistent! I think Buzz linked to it, but it's been disabled unfortunately.

yep here we go

"Conrad",
"Raspy",
"Very Uninteresting",
"Chesty",
"Bambi",
"Insatiable",
"Quantum",
"Lydia",
"Groupie",
"Vanilla Ice",
"Maximus",
"Stanky",
"Hoochie",
"Stoner",
"Trusty",
"Cujo",
"Fidel",
"Naughty",
"Doctor",
"Cleft Palate",
"Britney",
"Flopsy Mopsey",
"The",
"Chanukah",
"Squanto",
"Igneous",
"Megatron",
"Full Monty",
"Yahweh",
"Q*Bert",
"Futzy",
"Meshugana",
"Pimpin'",
"Fetid",
"Fictitious",
"M.C.",
"Cuddly",
"Disgruntled",
"Heterosexual",
"Jurassic",
"Deadly",
"Queasy",
"Waspinator",
"Stews in His Own Gravy",
"Stickleback",
"Fundamentalist",
"Drippy",
"Hannibal",
"Jojoba",
"Kung Pao",
"Boozy",
"Radioactive",
"Fatass",
"Ichabod",
"Phil the",
"Erectile Dysfunction",
"Transparent",
"Moo Goo Gai",
"Talk to the Hand",
"Son of",
"Smurf Smurf",
"Pantsless",
"Super Absorbant",
"Yakuza",
"Very Tall",
"Stoolie",
"Ebola",
"Chicken-Fried",
"New-and-Improved",
"Junkie",
"Lemon-Fresh",
"As-Seen-on-TV",
"Stalker",
"Man-Eating",
"Ibn al'",
"Litigious",
"You Go",
"Slowly Evaporating",
"The Real Slim",
"Golden Flash",
"Critically Ill",
"Killdozer",
"Colicky",
"Slappy",
"Cletus the Slack-Jawed",
"Phlegmy",
"Nascar",
"Odoriferous",
"Noxious",
"Erotic"

Erectile Dysfunction Smurf


Poor Smurf.

It's not quite random - if you type in the same name again, you get the same answer.



Here's another one (sort of) to try: Lee's Useless Superhero Generator.
It's a bit more complicated to use, but you get some really "good" Superhero names out of it.

Smurf Smurf Smurf.

The Hobbit Name Generator

Middle Earth Name Generator - includes Elven, Hobbit, Dwarven and Orkish names

Mr T Name Generator - just enter your name, ignore the other fields

A few different Name Generator Links - includes Jedi, Ninja, Pirate, Superhero, Sopranos, etc. (some links are dead)

using the "middle earth name generator" this was the best:

Orkish Name for Mark Hansen: Snikuk the Thug

It gives hobbit, elvish, dwarfish also.

Here's one for all those who do like Jar Jar ... The Gunganiser: translates your text into Gunganese.

That's kinda useless. Only changes a few words...

This one's a SithForceLord type game: Sheep Cull (62K Flash game).