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That's just what we need - Tom talking about feeling himself again



Just tell me you're not looking at the underware section of Kays catalogue again.

 

Actually no....looking at the Ann Summers catalogue......I still cannot get my head around how sum of that underwear is possible....where does it go?!

 

Where all female underwear should wind up, crumpled in a ball on the bedroom floor.

 

Or in your mouth as you pull it down around their ankles with your teeth...... mmm good memories!

 

I guess marriage is going to be one hell of a shock for you Tom

 

Who said I'm not going to live my life and have a different woman every night?!

As if!!! Me?! come on! And if marriage is as big a burden as you make out martin...I think marriage is not an option for me!

 

It's not a burden it's an institution which is where I'm going to end up. Oh look I'm already here

Is this the chip shop ?

 

I thought marriage is what couples do when they no longer have anything interesting to talk about?

Then again, what am I talking about...I'd like to end up there some day. Just got to find the right woman...low on common sense, tanked up, and has an I.Q. of mustard.

 

Darn it that leaves me out of the running!

 

Ever looked into getting a female clone Mark

 

nothing like high standards is there? just wish i could have been so choosy.

 

No, it's just that women seem to be doing a runner from me of late...and I used to be such a smooth charmer!

Or as my mates girlfriend said, "I can't understand why you don't have a girlfrend?"

 

Well I think that whole thing about IQ being as high as mustard would turn most girls off dear.

 

hmmmm, you`ve never been to birmingham then? an iq as high as mustard is a rare thing.

 

You should try Lichfield.....anything with a brain that can hold a conversation for more than 10 seconds is a godsend!

 

Wow, you all live in some dumb places. Me, I like a woman with some curves, a brain on her so she can hold a decent conversation, and an attitude is always cool.

 

Phill i think we all strive for that.....but somehow along the way never seem to end up with a girl who we would go for!

I know a girl who is amazing, smart, funny amazing sense of dress and music and i get on with her so well n want to impress her so badly n im so scared of losing her......such a weird feeling i have inside when i think of her.....but hopefully touch wood everything will turn out for the best...alothough asif anything in this life does!

 

Dude, scared of losing her? Are you dating?

\\shudders at the thought of Tom someday reproducing

 

"I'm not so afraid of losing something that I won't try havin' it." ~ Zoe, Firefly.

 

Interesting Joe, but sometimes I can't follow that. I'd rather keep what I have than lose it by taking a risk, sometimes.

 

The point is, if you like someone, there is nothing to gain by just standing there waiting for someone to come along and take her away. BE that guy. Take her away WITH you.

 

Yeah, but what if she doesn't want to go

 

exaclty what if like this girl she sez she isnt ready yet?! what does it mean?

 

The only reason she wouldn't be ready would be if she just came out of a relationship.

Saying "I'm not ready", depending on the person/situation, usually means "I'm not interested".

You'll never know till you try. And it's not like you'd lose her if she said no. By saying that, she is saying she was never yours in the first place.

Besides, it doesn't mean you can't be friends and hang out.

 

yeah but we have a connection....n she has just cum out of a relationship....as ive sed to phill i have known her a year n half now n we are really close....but i feel i want more now with her...i feel im ready to take the next step n go into a relationship.........n i know she needs time n stuff but i cannot help it...i know this is love i am feeling.....n its so weird its making me do crazy stuff that i wudnt dream of doing!