Welcome to...Bored Jedi Theater!

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  1. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    See, any female starts to shed tears and the men come a runnin' ;)
  2. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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    It's a talent...what can we say? :D

    *Kiss on the cheek Duron*
  3. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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  4. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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    Hee hee!! See? Despite your teasing...I know how you really feel about the Wench!!

    :D
  5. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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  6. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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  7. Scouttrooper_Dave Jedi Knight

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    Jul 24, 2002
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    Can we get back on topic here? ;) :D

    Where's the love for Dave? :(
  8. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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    Hee hee!! I'll show you Dave!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH

    How's that?! [face_devil]
  9. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    What?...
    Who?...

    Oh Dave, yay team.

    So anyway...

    :p

    j/k Dave Rules! :D
  10. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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    [face_laugh]!! Are you feeling left out Diesel?

    Ok then...


    SMOOOOOOCH!!
  11. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    [face=attitude] Diesel is never left out. Only when he wants to be alone, he makes it happen! :cool:

    :eek: oh great! Now I'm talking third person! :eek:

    :p
  12. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Keep talking to yourself and you might be alone. :p

    Except for being with yourself. ;)
  13. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    I am my own best company! :p

    there's that limit again :mad:
  14. Dooby-Dooby-Doo Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2002
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  15. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    Took you 20 days to get that? :p

    j/k penguin master! :D
  16. BoredJediTheater Jedi Master

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    Jul 5, 2002
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    BWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAHHHH!!! [face_devil] [face_laugh]

    Its... :)

    Bored Jedi Theater Act 2, Round 3 (a.k.a. The Misadventures of Dave the angry Scouttrooper and his trusty sawed-off shotgun)

    *Trooper1138, and Trooper212 fall behind Dave as he confidently approaches the hologram fighter arena operator*

    Trooper1138: *whispers to Trooper212* Do you think Dave's acting a little...odd? :confused:

    Trooper212: *shrugs, whispers back* What do you mean?

    Trooper1138: Well... don't you remember when Dave would fake stomache aches so he wouldn't have to go to the shooting range at the Academy?

    Trooper212: *snorts* Yeah, so he wouldn't get shot with friendly fire. Have I ever shown you the scars I got from that idiot-- :mad:

    Trooper1138: I'm serious. Dave has never liked shooting, and this arrogance he's showing is so...not like him.

    Trooper212: What arrogance? :confused:

    *Trooper1138 opens his mouth to reply, but instead stops to listen to the exchange between Dave and the hologram fighter arena operator*

    Operator: I CAN'T let you in! [face_plain]

    Dave: Why not? [face_plain]

    Operator: *exhasperated* For the hundreth time, LORD VADER is in there. :mad: No one else is allowed in, or else!!! :(

    Trooper212: Aww. :( C'mon Dave, let's go... *grabs Dave's arm*

    Dave: *to the operator* You WILL let us in. [face_plain] *to Trooper212* LET GO OF ME! :mad:

    Operator: I CAN'T--

    *Dave pulls away from Trooper212's grasp and waves his hand*

    Dave: YOU WILL LET ME IN! :mad:

    *Operator gets blank look on his face; angry, Dave grabs him by the shirt*

    Trooper1138: [face_shocked] DAVE! Calm down, alright?

    Dave: I will not calm down, I want in and if I have to get in through him, I WILL!

    Operator: *in a sleepy voice* I will let you in.

    *surprised, Dave lets go of the Operator's shirt; the Operator stumbles a bit, but moves promptly to open the door for Dave*

    Dave: Ah. :) *to Trooper1138 & Trooper212* See, was that so hard? You just hafta know how to ask... :D [face_devil]

    *Dave walks cockily into the fighter arena, leaving his stunned friends behind*

    Trooper212: *to Trooper1138* You were saying something about Dave being arrogant earlier... [face_shocked]

    Trooper1138: What is up with him? [face_shocked]

    Trooper212: We may never know. *Trooper1138 looks at him quizzically*
    Unless Lord Vader is in an extremely good mood, we'll be lucky to find enough pieces of Dave to fit in a small box. [face_plain]

    Trooper1138: So, in other words,Dave's screwed? [face_shocked]

    Trooper212: Uh-huh.

    Trooper1138: I'd better get Sir. :(

    *Trooper1138 runs off; Trooper212 looks around for a moment, finds a chair, sits down in front of the monitor showing the inside of the arena, and pulls out some rations to munch on*

    *Vader finishes off a large holographic rancor; his lightsaber sizzles in the silence since no other holographic creatures appear*

    Vader: Is that the best this machine has to offer? Pathetic. [face_plain]

    *Vader turns to hear clapping; Dave comes out of the shadows, politely applauding*

    Dave: Nice finishing move on that rancor. Nasty beasts; I've never been particularly fond of them.

    Vader: Who dares--!! :mad:

    Dave: Oh, just some nameless stormtrooper who you wanted to leave behind so you could return back to your Master a few minutes early to lick his boots.

    *Vader turns his li
  17. Kirana_T Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2002
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  18. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    Where did Dave get his set of brass kahones?
  19. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    or is the proper spelling "cajones"?
  20. Kirana_T Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2002
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    cajones is correct.

    I can spell in two languages! :D
  21. Ion_Control Jedi Knight

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    Apr 23, 2002
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    [face_laugh]

    Hooray for the Spelling and Grammer Girl, Kirana_T! :)
  22. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
    star 4
    Dave ROCKS!!!! WOOO HOOOOO!! :D [face_devil]

    Must read more...must have more Bored Jedi Theater...

    I [face_love] DAVE!! YIPPEEEEEEE!

    Go get 'im TIGER!! RAWWWWRRR! :D
  23. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    I can't wait for the next episode.

    Anyone have spoilers????????

    Please!!!!! :D

    We want Dave!

    We want Dave!

    We want Dave!
  24. BoredJediTheater Jedi Master

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    Jul 5, 2002
    star 2
    crickets chirp in the background

    chirp, chirp

    chirp, chirp

    chirp, chirp

    chirp-SPLAT

    Bored Jedi Theater Act 2, Round 4 (a.k.a. Don't Be a Vader Hater)

    BA-BOOM!

    *twisting to the side, Darth Vader avoids the first shotgun blast but is knocked down from the second shot; Dave blinks in surprise*

    *Catiously, Dave walks over to where Vader lay and prods him with a foot; Vader doesn't move*

    Dave: Who knew it would be this easy? [face_devil] :D *sarcastically* Some "Dark Lord of the Sith" you are, Aniii. 8-}

    *Very confidantly, Dave pulls his leg back to give Vader a hard, and final, kick*

    Korrr...khahhh...korrr...khahhh

    *As Dave's foot is about to make contact, Vader's hand shoots up, grabs Dave's foot by the ankle, twists, and crushes it*

    Darth Vader: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!? :mad:

    *Howling in pain, his ankle trapped and broken in Vader's vise-like grip, Dave swings the butt of the shotgun down on Vader's head; surprised, Vader momentarily lets go of Dave's foot, and Dave limps away a few steps*

    Dave: *sing-song* Ani, ani, little orphan Ani... [face_mischief] [face_mischief] 8-}

    *enraged Vader reaches out towards Dave; abruptly the ground starts shaking, momentarily distracting both Vader and Dave*

    *Between Vader and Dave, a large sand snake appears to have popped up from beneath the ground; hissing, its three heads dive towards Vader and pin him to the floor*

    Dave: [face_devil] :D Woo-hoo!

    *Dave pumps the shotgun and moves to shoot Vader again*

    Older woman's voice: Do you still cry for me, Ani?

    *Startled, Dave turns to see an older and a younger woman standing near Vader, completely oblivious to the Sandsnake nearby*

    Dave: What the--!?! :confused: :mad:

    Younger woman's voice: Do you still remember that kiss I shouldn't have given you?

    *Snarling in rage, Vader cuts off the Sandsnake's heads, only to be confronted with more monsters getting between him and the two mysterious women; swinging his lightsaber, Vader fights each monster, trying to get closer to the women*

    *Suddenly, four strong arms clamped down on Dave's shoulders and arms, and forcibly dragged an enraged Dave away*

    Dave: No! NO! Just one more shot, and I'd have him! One more shot! :mad: :_| :_|

    *Ignoring him, Sir and Trooper1138 drag Dave back out into the corridor; Trooper1138 holds on to Dave's arms while Sir uses a pair of large tongs to take the the sawed-off shotgun from Dave's hands*

    Dave: [face_shocked] NOOOOO! IT'S MINE! MINE! IT CAME TO ME! MINE!

    *Dave struggles and tries to reach for the shotgun while Sir inspects the shotgun very carefully; noticing a small knob near the trigger, Sir pulls out his knife to poke at the knob; a small needle flashes out, then quickly hides back into the knob*

    Trooper1138: What are you thinking, Sir?

    Sir: [face_plain] We'd probably find remains of some kind of simulant in the needle.

    *Carefully, Sir puts the shotgun into a hard case that an Imperial officer is holding, and the officer takes the shotgun away; Dave screams in agony*

    Trooper1138: *wincing* That ankle must really hurt.

    Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MINE! MINE! MY PRECIOUS! :_| :_|

    *Dave sobs quietly as Trooper1138 helps him limp to the infirmary; Sir walks over to Trooper212, still watching the monitor*

    Sir: Go help Trooper1138 with Dave[/b
  25. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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    YAY!!!!!!!!

    *Claps furiously*

    Bravo!!! Bravo!!! Bravo!!!

    Must have more..... [face_laugh]

    Now I am complete...untill the next installment!

    :D
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