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Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor' started by Jabbadabbado, Dec 20, 2013.

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  1. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm taking the first crack at warlord status before Rogue_Ten gets here.
     
  2. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'd like to start by revising the rules.

    1. Do not post sober.
     
  3. darthdrago

    darthdrago Jedi Master star 4

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    Warlord? I think the word you're looking for here is "proconsul". ;)
     
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  4. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    whatever you think will give us a patina of legitimacy while we corner the drug trade.
     
  5. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    the Khmer Rogue will fight you, Yuan invader, and usher in a new era of a Democratic Senate
     
  6. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You're heading for a one way helicopter ride over international waters. Vuelos de la muerte, suckas!
     
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  7. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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  8. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    in a summit in an abandoned feminine hygiene project warehouse (the JCC), an agreement was reached between the two great powers of the post-moderation senate, and Jabbadabbado has now officially joined the Axis of Eriudition, officially creating a Gang of Four.

    brace yourselves, senate remnants. brace yourselves as you have never braced before
     
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  9. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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    A plague on both your houses.
     
  10. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Are there any openings available for simpering toadies who were just following orders?
     
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  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    *out of the loop*
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    always
     
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  13. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Is this the fanfic forum?
     
  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    it is now
     
  15. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    2. Post vaguely witty responses and then act all offended when no one laughs.
    3. Be an oldbie and claim 'things have changed' and 'we should change with them' because change for change's sake makes more sense than being your own forum.
     
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  16. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    laugh it up, fuzzball
     
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  17. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Long Live Democracy! Raises AK47 in the air and fires.
     
  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I feel like maybe if your posts were any good you could mount that high horse and lead the charge.

    Rogue_Ten, if I don't get a posting in this government I won't spot you on your reps brah.
     
  19. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    but of course, Ender Sai! you and Jabba-wocky were my original co-oligarchs. do you like the name Gang of Four now that we have Jabbadabbado or would you prefer "The Junta" or "The Oligarchs"? or perhaps "Angkar", in case we wanted to institute forced agrarianism?
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I like Gang of Four or, in the proper Mandarian, Si Ren Bang (四人幫, Sìrén bāng). Such wow! "Siren Bang"
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    I've been meaning to ask about your signature. So does it mean? Such is it from?
     
  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Tennyson's Ulysses.
     
  23. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ****, you mean I have to read another ****ing bunch of words that features Odysseus, aside from the Odyssey, my upcoming assault on Joyce's mind**** of a text?
     
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  24. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    i was going to say that if I'm Ulysses Saintheart would be mine own Telemachus, but **** you! That's what.
     
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  25. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho' We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;

    That should damn well be the Senate's motto.
     
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