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Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor' started by Jabbadabbado, Dec 20, 2013.

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  1. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    I'm taking the first crack at warlord status before Rogue_Ten gets here.
  2. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    I'd like to start by revising the rules.

    1. Do not post sober.
  3. darthdrago Force Ghost

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    Warlord? I think the word you're looking for here is "proconsul". ;)
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  4. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    whatever you think will give us a patina of legitimacy while we corner the drug trade.
  5. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    the Khmer Rogue will fight you, Yuan invader, and usher in a new era of a Democratic Senate
  6. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    You're heading for a one way helicopter ride over international waters. Vuelos de la muerte, suckas!
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  7. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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  8. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    in a summit in an abandoned feminine hygiene project warehouse (the JCC), an agreement was reached between the two great powers of the post-moderation senate, and @Jabbadabbado has now officially joined the Axis of Eriudition, officially creating a Gang of Four.

    brace yourselves, senate remnants. brace yourselves as you have never braced before
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  9. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    A plague on both your houses.
  10. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    Are there any openings available for simpering toadies who were just following orders?
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  11. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  13. SuperWatto Manager Emeritus

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    Is this the fanfic forum?
  14. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  15. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    2. Post vaguely witty responses and then act all offended when no one laughs.
    3. Be an oldbie and claim 'things have changed' and 'we should change with them' because change for change's sake makes more sense than being your own forum.
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  16. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    laugh it up, fuzzball
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  17. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Long Live Democracy! Raises AK47 in the air and fires.
  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I feel like maybe if your posts were any good you could mount that high horse and lead the charge.

    @Rogue_Ten, if I don't get a posting in this government I won't spot you on your reps brah.
  19. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    but of course, @Ender Sai! you and @Jabba-wocky were my original co-oligarchs. do you like the name Gang of Four now that we have @Jabbadabbado or would you prefer "The Junta" or "The Oligarchs"? or perhaps "Angkar", in case we wanted to institute forced agrarianism?
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  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I like Gang of Four or, in the proper Mandarian, Si Ren Bang (四人幫, Sìrén bāng). Such wow! "Siren Bang"
  21. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    I've been meaning to ask about your signature. So does it mean? Such is it from?
  22. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Tennyson's Ulysses.
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  23. Saintheart Chosen One

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    ****, you mean I have to read another ****ing bunch of words that features Odysseus, aside from the Odyssey, my upcoming assault on Joyce's mind**** of a text?
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  24. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    i was going to say that if I'm Ulysses Saintheart would be mine own Telemachus, but **** you! That's what.
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  25. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho' We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;

    That should damn well be the Senate's motto.
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