Stupid Vampire Cannibals won't let me join their Vampire Cannibal Club. This game is two parts "awesome" and one part "**** YOU!!". I spent an hour-and-a-half battling my way through an abandoned subway, using all my ammo and all my health items. I finally emerged victorious onto "Friendship Platform," only to find out it was horribly mislabeled. I had my ass handed to me by four grenade-launching rape-creatures and a half-dozen drifters. I couldn't quick warp-travel out of there, as "Enemies [were] close by." Backtracking also proved futile, as all the enemies I had taken care of respawned with a vengeance. No choice left but to just revert back to a save I had made before I entered the subway. Dammit. When the game does work, though, it's gangbusters. I don't remember if they had it in the previous games, but alcohol gives you +1 Charisma, +1 Strength, and -1 Intelligence. Just like real life!