Well <blank> that! (It's a game, sickos!)

A desperate Clinton called <Chirstopher Guest> on his cell phone so that he could <make a parody on> Roseanne.

But Guest was busy <blank> his wife, Jamie Lee Curtis, so the prez was still <blank>.

 

But Guest was busy <laughing with> his wife, Jamie Lee Curtis, so the prez was still <helpless>.

But thankfully, <blank> and <blank> came to the rescue.

 

But thankfully, <Simon> and <Garfunkel> came to the rescue.

 

(You forgot the next sentence, Spade! I guess I'll have to make something up, then...)

Simon and Garfunkel <muted> Roseanne and then sang <one of their hits>.

Clinton thanked the duo by giving them a <blank> and some <blanks>.

 

Sorry, Son of Suns. But I'm not Darth Spade. Will I eternally be mistaken for the one and only Spade??

Oh well...

Clinton thanked the duo by giving them <a pardon> and some <solid-gold paperweights stolen from the white house>

Clinton then <blank> everyone else present through a large <blank>.

 

<<I'm so sorry, Shade! It was late and I could've sworn that the post was made by Spade. >>

Clinton then <pardoned> everyone else present through a large <Pardon Machine>.

After pardoning everyone, Clinton flew to <blank> with <blank>.

 

(Since no one else will post...)

After pardoning everyone, Clinton flew to <Australia> with <Hillary>.

There, they met up with <blank> and <blank>.

 

They met up with <frank> and <elizabith>

Someone took my <blank> and <blanked> it!

 

Someone took my <thread> and <killed> it!

Those were the angry words of stinrab, <blank> of <blank>.

 

Those were the angry words of stinrab, <king> of <admins>.

When epic touched the <blank>, it suddenly came <blank> and started harrasing the <blank>.

 

(This looks awesome! I'll help as much as I can.)

When epic touched the <thread>, it suddenly came <alive> and started harrasing the <mods>.

At which point they decided to <blank> and get rid of the <blank>.

 

<At which point they decided to <go crazy> and get rid of the <admins>.

After this, everyone was shocked to see <blank> go insane and try to <blank> the JC.

 

After this, everyone was shocked to see <SotS> go insane and try to <delete> the JC.

In other news, <blank> was banned for posting a <blank> of <blank>.

 

In other news, <Jotun> was banned for posting a <photocopy> of <his butt>.

"Why, oh why must we put up with this <blank>" CLEO said, as she <blanked> the <blank>.

 

n/m...You beat me to it GIMER

 

"Why, oh why must we put up with this <crap>?" CLEO said, as she <edited-out> the <offensive picture>.

Meanwhile, <blank> and <blank> were drinking some Scotch when Azeem came and furiously <blanked> them.

 

Meanwhile, <Ewan McGregor> and <Billy Dee Williams> were drinking some Scotch when Azeem came and furiously <banned> them.

"This is a forum for <blanks>, you little <blanks>!" said Azeem.

 

"This is a forum for <kids>, you little <drunks>!" said Azeem.

I would go to the <BLANK> but I can not get this turtle of my <BLANK>.

 

"I would go to the <circus> but I can not get this turtle off my <nose>."

The clowns attacked poor <blank> with their all-powerful <blanks>.

 

The clowns attacked poor <Azeem> with their all-powerful <pie blasters>.

"Agh!!!" cried Azeem, before he <blanked> to <blank>.

 

"Agh!!!" cried Azeem, before he <went> to <the happy moderating ground in the sky>.

Later on, <blank> found his <blank> in the <blank>.

 

Later on, <stinrab> found his <goat> in the <neighbor's bed>.

"No! Isabella!" he cried out before <blanking> the <blank>.

 

"No! Isabella!" he cried out before <strangling> the <neighbor>.

stin then <blanked> Isabella and they left to <blank>.

 

stin then <grabbed> Isabella and they left to <get married>.

On their way to the Our Holy Lady of the Goats Chapel, they were <blanked> by <blanks>.

[Come on people, this is fun! I don't want to be the only one...]

 

On their way to the Our Holy Lady of the Goats Chapel, they were spanked by biscuits.

Get that <blank> out of here and do the <blank> dance!