Well, that's that.

I'm so sad I feel like crying.

 

Ye what?

 

garrett, she's not worth it.

 

You will feel like crying, but eventually you won't feel like crying. And remember - there's them other girls that fancy you.

 

ask Dim to give you a hug.

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Come to Daddy.

 

i was feeling ok 'til today.

 

Aw Garrrett...

...don't - you'll make me fill up...

// passes hipflask

You can have Edith - for a week

 

Surely possible thoughts of "menage a trois" can cheer you up?

 

lol @ Chet!

Garrett mate, believe me... you ain't the first and certainly won't be the last. Little comfort perhaps, but all of us have been in the same boat at one time or another. You will come to cherish your singleness... mainly when you end up in another relationship and realise what you're missing out on!

 

Did I miss something?

 

nothing can cheer me up right now.

except for a bottle of vodka.

but we've run out of vodka.

 

How about a bottle of absinthe? That'll make you forget about it for a good long while!

 

Would the thought of sleeping with AFI and Chet cheer you up Mayhem?

 

thanks for the help.

but i still don't feel better

 

So what exactly's happened?

Lay back and let Edith stroke your forehead while you tell us

 

Noooooooooooooooo! No absinthe. no matter what. No Absinthe.

ED: So what did happen Garrett? Let it out.

 

Give in to the absinthe... it'll make everything better... or at least it'll make everything that's bad seem like a bed of rose petals

 

Go out and treat yourself to a haircut and a tattoo.

 

i was at her house and after a while this boy came over.

he was touching her so i know they're either going out, or that she's a slut.

 

I was refering to Garrett and his two female admirers Rachel!

One girl is enough for me... and you too obviously given Su-mo's attentions

 

he was touching her so i know they're either going out


You don't know hard it was to be retrained there. I feel like I'm gonna explode.


As for you Mat One girl is enough for me...

Bit of a shame that even one is out of your reach aint it?

 

Women let me touch em all the time. On Friday night me and the rather foxy-42-year-old-married-woman from our class was feeling each other up. Well she was grabbing my arse and I was grabbing her knockers but you get the idea. Doesn't make her a slut or mean she's going out with him

Oooo ooooo we should so have an absinthe shot competition at the BBQ!

 

She's leaving you in the land of I Don't Know again, garrett. This girl's never told you anything straight. I reckon you should demand some straight-talkin from her.

 

[sarcasm] oh thanks that really cheered me up Gav [/sarcasm]