Discussion What are the odds that the male Jedi will sport "Mullets" like Obi - Wan and Qui - Gon?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Sith-Mullet, Apr 4, 2013.

  1. Sith-Mullet Force Ghost

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    In Episodes I-III, several of our Jedi heroes sported "Mullets." Do you think the new Jedi will have the same hairstyle?
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  2. Darth_Quintonis Jedi Master

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    Uhhh, nope. No way. Uh-uh. Nada. [face_shame_on_you]
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  3. Darthchrontis Jedi Master

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    I bloody well hope so. Nothing better than a mullet. I never cared for the music of Billy Ray Cyrus, but I did for his mullet.

    How else can one symbolise jedi training?
  4. Darth Vader's Chest Plate Jedi Master

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    Mullets and rat tails are for the old Jedi order.
    New Jedi Order should be a bit more free and easy, i'm looking for some facial hair statements tho (possibly not as severe as the Hunger Games tho)
  5. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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    Umm...This is a Mullet...
    [IMG]

    Not this...
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    Or this...
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  6. yggdrasil311 Force Ghost

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    After the Empire collapsed, it became high brow fashion to rock a Reverse 1090, with 10% of your hair in the back, 90% up front. Teens would call it "rockin an ewok tail, son."
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  7. StoneRiver Force Ghost

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    I wouldn't like to say. I'm unable to really calculate the odds as I'm not a bookmaker (or a protocol droid ;)).

    What do you reckon the odds are we'll see more "out there" kinda styles, mohawks, punk spikes, one half shaved/one half long etc?
  8. Darthchrontis Jedi Master

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    Can we have a jedi, that one side is female and the other side is male? a bit like one of them people from a victorian freak show.

    A rat/lizard monkey Jedi and Sith perhaps the son of Salicous B. Crumb. wouldnt go a miss too
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  9. Trebor Sabreon Force Ghost

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    I don't know, friend. I'd say one Thall Joben 'do is enough for one lifetime, thanks. :D
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  10. StoneRiver Force Ghost

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    I honestly did not know he existed ^:)^
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  11. The Hellhammer 7SA Forum Interrogator

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    That mullet pic is too damn large...
  12. Pro Scoundrel Force Ghost

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    Everyone on this thread is showing remarkable restraint by not telling him the odds.
  13. GODLIKE Jedi Padawan

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    i hope they all have shaved heads and a beard
  14. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I hope all of the Jedi wear funny hats.
  15. StoneRiver Force Ghost

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    I hinted at it
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  16. TheManFromMortis Jedi Grand Master

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    The thread title suggests that both Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon sported mullets. Only Obi-Wan had a mullet ... and that was really only in AoTC. Qui-Gon just had long hair that was tied-back.
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  17. PrincessKenobi New Films Manager of DOOM

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    Everyone knows the only way to tell good from bad for men at least is by their facial hair.
  18. EHT Manager: New Films

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    Never tell him the odds.
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  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    One of the sequels will take place in the middle of a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

    All the Jedi will go to Bass Pro Shops looking for stink bait. They'll engage in fake sword play with their lightsabers in the middle of the aisle, and shop for star destroyers with a glitter finish.

    And of course, mullets.
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  20. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    Qui-Gon had long hair, not a mullet. Do not disgrace his name!!
  21. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan didn't have a Mullet either...

    This is not a Mullet...
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  22. StoneRiver Force Ghost

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    Do you mean this style;
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  23. palpatinesassforhead Jedi Youngling

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    Qui-Goin didn't have a mullet. Obi-Wan, sure. Anakin absolutely did not have a mullet. JediMullet was a good joke when Ewan McGregor brought it up, but you, not so much.
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  24. TheManFromMortis Jedi Grand Master

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    Looks like mullet to me.
  25. bstnsx704 Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd say the odds are probably about 3720 to 1.