Canada What Canadian author should write a Star Wars book?

I am not good with authors so if a canadian author has already written a book than let me know if not which one do you think should write one?

 

I don't know any Canadian authors except that feminist, and God knows that wouldn't be a good idea.

Leia would be back in charge of the New Republic, Han and Luke would be jerks, Jaina would become the most powerful Jedi ever...

 

I know a few Canadian authors, but none who could tackle StarWars book.

 

I only want one with Canadian spelling. I hate seeing "color" everywhere?!?

 

At least they use the metric system.

 

True....


"Three miles intil we can jump to hyperspace."

Help! There's a bug within three feet of me!"

 

The Americans probably get so confused when they mention a ship 1 km away or something like that.

"So is it right beside them, or on the other side of the planet?"