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Discussion TLJ Speculation What did Chewie do with the cooked Porg?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by BigAl6ft6, Feb 28, 2018.

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What happened to the cooked Porg?

  1. He ate it anyway

    17 vote(s)
    47.2%
  2. Tossed it away in the grass, emotionally scarring the Porgs

    3 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. Burial at sea (ie, threw it over the cliff)

    2 vote(s)
    5.6%
  4. Burial in the ground. There were bagpipes.

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%
  5. Saved it for later cuz he had already eaten, like, 15

    9 vote(s)
    25.0%
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  1. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Well, so Chewie saddles up to some cooked Porg, right? Feels guilty after the live porg gives him sad eyes. Cut away from scene.

    So did Chewie shrug and eat it anyway? I mean, if Chewie just tosses it away into the grass offhandedly it would be probably more traumatic for the poor Porgs. So was there a burial for it? Did Chewie fling it into the sea/burial at sea (the Falcon is parked next to the edge of water!) Or was it saved for later cuz he had already eaten, like, 15 or something and wasn't hungry anymore.

    I think a poll is really needed for anyone's guesses
     
  2. GregMcP

    GregMcP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He needs his protein, a big guy like that.
     
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  3. B3

    B3 Force Ghost star 6

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    You know, I was gonna go for burial at sea, but then I had the clearest vision of Chewie burying the Porg under a stone cairn while the Lanai caretakers looked on, and lo! they were indeed playing some sort of bagpipe-like instrument. So option 4.
     
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  4. ImpreciseStormtrooper

    ImpreciseStormtrooper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Rian confirmed he definitely didn't eat it.

    So I'm going with invisiblle voting option 6: there will now being a plucked and headless Porg Force ghost sidekick for Chewie in IX. :p
     
  5. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dec 22, 2015
    Maybe Rian ate it during a break?
     
  6. Lt. Hija

    Lt. Hija Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 8, 2015
    [​IMG]

    Here is the extended scene from the movie, it is at 1:54 minutes



    ;)
     
  7. Nipuhanipera

    Nipuhanipera Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    May 25, 2014
    I guess he left it, then?
     
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  8. MS1

    MS1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Chewie always seemed a raw meat kind of Wookie to me so I found the cooking bit odd with those big carnivore teeth and no apparent aversion to raw meat in ROTJ.
     
  9. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Here is the evidence:
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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Martoto77

    Martoto77 Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 6, 2016
    Froze it in carbonite to eat later. Should be quite well preserved.
     
  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    ^ Agreed. He's always thinking with his stomach.
     
  12. Martoto77

    Martoto77 Jedi Master star 5

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    Domestic goddess.
     
  13. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    He ate it anyway - cooked a few more & ate them too....he loves them & roasted on an open fire is best....
     
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  14. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    He ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
     
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  15. Birkendoc

    Birkendoc Co-Purveyor of ST Trivia star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    fuh-fuf-fuh-fuf-fuh-fuf-fuh-fuf
     
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  16. Talos of Atmora

    Talos of Atmora Jedi Master star 4

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    I chose the first option because he's a big boi and he needs to eat.
     
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  17. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Host, PT Interview Thread star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Eaten it anyway. It was already cooked so might as well.
     
  18. Glitterstimm

    Glitterstimm Jedi Knight star 3

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    Ate it, and washed it down with Correlian Ale.
     
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  19. Bowen

    Bowen Force Ghost star 5

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    Is Bob Iger a vegan or vegetarian by the way? I just ask because of the Black Panther joke too, "Just kidding, we're all vegetarians hahahaha" and the Porg / Chewie scene. It's like someone high up at Disney is really pushing that vegetarian angle :p My girlfriend is a vegetarian borderline vegan (she can't handle cheese, it just makes her sick, even though she loves cheese) so I'm pretty used to that, but I love my meat. I bet Porg tastes a lot like chicken. With some BBQ sauce...

    Sorry back on topic, yeah I was wondering this too, because if you already killed the Porg, you may as well eat it. Don't let it go to waste. There's also the possibility that Luke, who we know is a meat eater, ate the Porg after Chewie didn't want it.
     
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  20. Random Ax of Kindness

    Random Ax of Kindness Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 24, 2018
    He buried it.

    Under a TREE.

    By a RIVER.

    Wit’ PINE CONES all around.
     
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  21. sheri1967

    sheri1967 Jedi Master star 1

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    Gave it to the lactating sea creature so she could keep her strength up.
     
  22. Vorax

    Vorax Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jun 10, 2014
    A dark side porg ate the dead pre-cooked porg.
     
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  23. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Host, PT Interview Thread star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Well that's just cannibalism
     
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  24. Glitterstimm

    Glitterstimm Jedi Knight star 3

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    Chwebacca to Rey when they leave on the Falcon: Yes I'm vegan. Yes I eat meat. We exist.
     
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  25. DarthTalonx

    DarthTalonx Jedi Master star 4

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    He took a selection back to Kashykk. Securing investment and a farmer to breed them, Chewbacca then opened a Twilek Star Restaurant in the exclusive Uscru district on Coruscant, known as House of Porgs. Dedicated to his friend Han Solo, the Jedi Order and to his home planet (the holographic photos of Solo, Yoda and Tarful on the wall), it served Coruscant's rich, inquistive and modern classes the most succulent poultry in the galaxy. Imperials, Jedi, Sith, Rebels, Wookies, Hutts alike were known to have visited this unique and famous establishment. Its food was only matched by its staggering views of the opera house and cityscape below.


    House of Porgs is located on level 500 of the Uscru Empire Tower. Reservations or invitation only. Owner: Chewbacca. Style of Cuisine: Exotic Porg. Awards: 2 Twilek Stars. Entertainment: Mon Calamari Squid Lake, Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, and multiple exotic Twilek dancer girls. Strictly no death sticks. Wookie custom requires patrons to refrain from walking carpet jokes which may result in arm breaking.
     
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