Lit What did Palpatine do with all his new free time?

The Underwear Day, the best holiday there is. Palpatine sure has deserved it.

But, could it be... is he wearing his night robe all the time for the next 23 years? If so he has my respect, and I want to be the ruler of the galaxy now.

 

First, you're a bunch of perverts.

Second, my boy Palpatine is rocking some pimp-ass underwear right there.

 

I feel like someone should do a Star Wars version of The Emperor's New Clothes with Palpatine.

 

In the early years he probably had a lot to do in establishing the Empire and training Vader. Actually, throughout his reign Palatine would have to spend a lot of time giving Vader missions and also keeping up his form in a case of a showdown between the two.

I imagine that Palatine, like Bane, also likely spent a lot of time worrying that his apprentice didn't believe in the rule of two.

 

Only real-deal Darksiders can see them!

 

Shouldn't that be "in his Underoos®"?

5 credits says he wears the Princess Leia ones.

 

In response to the title of this thread, Palpatine made a movie called, "A Million Ways to die on Tatooine".

 

Just to go back to this a moment, if you recall the visit to the ruins of the Jedi Temple in The Force Unleashed, there is traffic crossing over them. So evidently it was decided that their decimation was to be something that the general public was to be very aware of, and in fact pass their crumbling sanctuary on the commute to work, shop or go to the bar if their path led them past it. And it looked in a very sad state too, more so that after Order 66. So, yeah, i can actually see this. There was even the holocron that Starkiller used still in the temple, perhaps to draw out Jedi?

I can actually imagine Jedi hunts being organized, and the Temple being the hunting ground. The Emperor, Vader, and perhaps even for Inquisitor training.

 

I can seen Palpatine having walks in the Jedi-temple, smiling and grinning all the way until the end, where he breaks down crying because

a) he no longer has somewhat worthy opponents,
b) those pathethic, weak-minded fools had managed to rule the galaxy for so long.

Concerning the topic of his underwear, he should have something frivolous. Something silk or satin with quilings. Preferably in pink. Like Padme's panties. Hey, it could be Padme's panties. Or Mon Mothma's.

I also like the idea of his spending time of trophy-hunting expeditions with Mas Amedda or him banging Ysanne Isard and his female hands (just for the abuse-factor). There has to be a reason for Lymia and Mara to be screwed in the head. Being witness to Palpatine's wrinkled posterior in action would ruin you for life, too.

 

How it'd go:

Kid: He's not wearing any clothes!
ZZZAAAAPPPP! Kid is a smoking cinder.
Sidious: Anybody else have a smartarse comment?

 

Maybe there'll be a Rebels episode where Maul is forced to fight a captured Ahsoka in the Temple. A battle of indestructible creator darlings!

[super tough-guy voice]Whoever wins... we lose![/super tough-guy voice]

 

You don't have to do a serious response

 

Haah, you made my day. Thank you so much.
Unlimited paper-work instead of unlimited power!
I guess he hated paper-work even as former senator or chancellor.

To answer the question:

He was propably listening very often to Sith song:
"Just the two of us" by Grover Washington feat. Bill Withers. Extended version.

while being cosy in his nest.

 

He formed a black metal band called Jedigrinder

 

He probably spent a few years at a spa trying to recapture the days of youth .

 

He probably spent his time making sure all the Stormtroopers met minimum height requirements.....

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I thought he was the Star Wars version of Hugh Hefner, he does have all that power and money,. What better to go along with it then scantily clad women of various sizes and races?

 

Mara Jade wasnt called the Emperor's Hand for nothing.

 

He posted on these forums.

Also this.

 

Y'know, whenever I see this thread title, I think it's in reference to all the free time Palpatine must have in the wake of his previous mid-movie shenanigans being rendered non-canon.

Jus' sayin'.

 

The was never a "lady" in his life, he never took a wife. I always felt he was implied to be homosexual. I know this cause a **** storm all over.


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