Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Jul 28, 2014.
I'm a veterinarian. What do you guys do?
Technical Support for a cable company. Looking into a side job as a sports statistician.
I work in television.
I shave testicles.
I'm an independent music video producer. I create and produce independent music videos.
I am a meat popsicle.
Yeah SLG I use this account now. I need multiple accounts for all my Associate Degrees.
I breathe for a living.
I mostly sell dead homeless to hot dog manufacturers.
A little of this and that.
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
Half my job is a collection management librarian. The other half is an archivist of really rare, lovely books and manuscripts.
I bet you do that job standing up.
Network administrator at a law firm. Not only do I get to do the IT stuff I enjoy doing, but I also get to see and hear some really crazy **** every single day and then have to keep 99% of it to myself.
I make up rumors about Star Wars films.
"We rob banks."
Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
I'M A COP YOU IDIOT.
I kill things and sometimes I teach others how to.
I shoot birds at the airport.