Apparently Everton is still bored--he wants to borrow any random JCC thread just to play with it, and then have someone put it back. People who remember what the average JCC thread is like will understand what a plea of utter desperation this is. So I figured I'd post another way to waste people's time. Anagram generators are easy to find on the web. I happen to have a fancy-shmancy one that stays in my computer, because I'm not only a dork, but a lazy one. Hassling people by making fun of their names is always mildly entertaining. WASTE OF TIME 2 Some names make better anagrams than others. "Ophelia" doesn't rearrange to much that's useful: "Hop Leia" "Halo pie" "Oil heap" "Oh! A pile" "Hi! A pole" "Hail! Poe" I guess I could "Hail" Poe occasionally--some of his work is pretty good. I don't want to be an oil heap, though. "PulsarSkate" works out better: "Sparkle at us" is adorable. "Ark Pulsates" is kinda cool for Indiana Jones fans. These ones . . . not so much: "Lurk as a pest" "Pure ass talk" "Kaput lasers" "Astral pukes" If you wish to further waste your time, you could find yourself a good anagram generator (or just be smart and use your own brain[!]) and anagramatize people, places, and things. Oh--and I already tried "epic," "Big Brother," and "Big Brother epic," all of which yielded nearly nothing, although the last can be rearranged to: "Gripe, bore, bitch," which pretty much summarizes the low points of BB4.