What do you think they're up to?

Wait, we don't care where you're going.

 

Well, I feel left out.

Wait, I know strippers. I feel better now. I get in for free with my friends. The we get VIP treatment.

 

Uh... c-... *runs away blushing*
_jOBO

 

Then maybe we can mix it up and go to a thrashing good dance party and take lots of ecks.

 

That does it. I'm getting no love tonight. What a cruel place this Big Brother house can be. All I wanted was to take one of the fine women of the house back to my cozy room and "talk". That's it, just "talk".

 

DLE, will you settle for me?
_jOBO

 

Yes and essentially, that was the turn-off.

 

Don't worry Erik, I still love you.

 

That's too bad. I was just trying to be a ladies man.

I'll give you a dollar just to look at me.

 

Will someone go out with me? I don't really care about relationships, I just want to be cool.











I KNEW IT!! WOMEN DON'T LIKE HONEST MEN!!!
_jOBO

 

I'm hoping to see that cute brunette again this weekend.

 

Ok, two dollars.

 

Is it Canadian or US?


Casper! Nicely done!

 

Casper, you don't have to wait until this weekend, you can look at my picture now if you want.

 

We had eye contact last weekend. And I'm not stupid. I'm onto something.

I'll keep you updated.


EDIT: LOL. I'll do anyway, Tom. It's the only way to get little Casper to rise.

 

I can't tell if my parents just decided to get a divorce or planned their anniversary.

Both are possible
Kind of opposites. I guess that's bad.
_jOBO

 

Cnanadian. It'll make it easier for you if you don't have to exchange it.

 

Erik -- there's times for talking ... and then there's times for -- err, other things.




Capser -- How many times have you seen this girl?

 

Ok, Kerryn. You know where my room is. You've been there before.

Just wait for me till I get home from work. Bring April if you like. Double

 

I saw her two weeks ago, I think, when I told you about having had too many drinks. But then she was just leaving and didn't see me. Last weekend, we noticed each other, but I just didn't have any time to leave the parasites I was hanging out with.

But this weekend, it's going to happen!

 

She has? That two timing.....//mumbles

 

Erik's Room

I'll be thinking of you while I work.

//goes off singing "Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful..."

 

Oh yeah! I remember that!

 

Uh oh, the pointer is leaning to the divorce side... :-\
_jOBO

 

That's not good, Jobo.

Don't worry, you're our family now.