Phx What do you think was going through Palpatine's mind as Vader lifted him?

I'm going to go with:

"I can fly!! Wheeeeeeee......."

 

(in a very... fruity voice

"*giggles* thtop that, vader! only in private, you know that."

 

"Ahh Crap there goes my back"

 

"ZAP VADER, ZAP HIM REAL *poowheeze*...
... Oops, I just crapped my pants"

 

Palpy was really thinking.

Quik use the force luke kill the guy youve been trying to kill this whole time its a free shot do it now before he kills me............ wait ive got an idea I'll use the force lightning to stop him......... didnt work........I'll be falling for a while.............this is takeing to long.....................


ha ha ha i think thats the end of what he was thinking i dont think he could think very well after that.

 

Emperor: Wait no! Don't kill me yet... I want to see what Episodes One through Three are like!

Vader: I ain't letting you see what a little **** I was at age nine!

*Toss...*

 

watch the cursing...if you say it, star it ( like ****) all out...

 

Thank you, sideshow.

A wonderful, well-crafted fanfic in the theforce.net's archives tells the story of battle of Endor and the lightsaber battle from the POV of Vader (& Anakin). Palptine experiences shock as he is lifted into the air; then anger at the protege who has betrayed him, and finally; nothing but pain, cracking ribs, and dissipation in a ball of blue-white flame.

The short answer would be fury. "What are you DOING?!"

 

Ala Eric Cartman:

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

 

I think Luke was able to answer that age-old question from where he was...

Is the Emperor...
a Boxer or Briefs kind of guy???

 

...or was the Emporere "going commando"

 

sorry, read this as what was going through Vader's mind when he lifted up Palpy.

Vader: "Turn my kid into electrical waste . . . I think not."

Palpatine: "Once a slave, always a slave now put me down! I'm your MMMMAAAAA aaaa aaa sssss tttttterrr rrr.

Remember, it's not that fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop.