JCC What does it take for you to turn your neighbor into a rat

Discussion in 'Community' started by I Are The Internets, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  2. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Convince him to become an Animagus with you.
  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I tried that and it didn't work.:(
  4. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Simple. Use a Wabbajack. You'll turn your neighbor into a rat eventually;)

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  5. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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  6. LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Grand Master

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    If my neighbor had children,I would feed them candies filled with a potion to turn them into rats like Roald Dahl's book, " The Witches@
  7. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Edit: Bah everyone is so flippin' fast when posting.
    Last edited by IAreTheInternets, Jan 10, 2013
  8. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Ugh I was gonna post something about how if he walked in on my secret meeting with the other witches and hid behind a screen in the meeting room, but LifeInTechnicolor just decided to be a little less subtle with it.
  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Slowww dowwwn or I'll turn Beezel into a rat.
    Wait...
    Carry on.
  10. tom Chosen One

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    first you should try dealing some drugs. if that doesn't work i'm afraid you'll have to beat your wife.
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  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    What if neither of those things work? Should I play loud obnoxious music?
  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Polymorph

    Transmutation

    Level: Sor/Wiz 4
    Components: V, S, M
    Casting Time: 1 standard action
    Range: Touch
    Target: Willing living creature touched
    Duration: 1 min./level (D)
    Saving Throw: None
    Spell Resistance: No
    This spell functions like alter self, except that you change the willing subject into another form of living creature. The new form may be of the same type as the subject or any of the following types: aberration, animal, dragon, fey, giant, humanoid, magical beast, monstrous humanoid, ooze, plant, or vermin. The assumed form can’t have more Hit Dice than your caster level (or the subject’s HD, whichever is lower), to a maximum of 15 HD at 15th level. You can’t cause a subject to assume a form smaller than Fine, nor can you cause a subject to assume an incorporeal or gaseous form. The subject’s creature type and subtype (if any) change to match the new form.
    Upon changing, the subject regains lost hit points as if it had rested for a night (though this healing does not restore temporary ability damage and provide other benefits of resting; and changing back does not heal the subject further). If slain, the subject reverts to its original form, though it remains dead.
    The subject gains the Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution scores of the new form but retains its own Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores. It also gains all extraordinary special attacks possessed by the form but does not gain the extraordinary special qualities possessed by the new form or any supernatural or spell-like abilities.
    Incorporeal or gaseous creatures are immune to being polymorphed, and a creature with the shapechanger subtype can revert to its natural form as a standard action.
    Material Component

    An empty cocoon.
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  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Sweet. I'll try that and get back to you.
  14. Darth_Maestro Force Ghost

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    Acid, take some and at least one of you will turn, if not both!
  15. Ghost Chosen One

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    Formula 86 Delayed-Action Mouse Maker, of course!


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  16. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    That works :)