Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by darkinhere, Sep 3, 2005.
In an emergency, you can subsitute squirty cream for the normal stuff when cooking.
A day's peace and quiet is almost as good as sex.
I learned today whilst round my nan and grandads that on the channel 4 teletext that you can knock up a page which has short messages from people that were in the forces during the war and after that are looking for their old friends.
Used neat on a kitchen sink (and chrome taps) distilled white vinegar cleans more effectively than any of the kitchen cleaners you can buy in the shops...
I learnt that 14 year olds are the biggest idiots in the world to girls and need sorting out! big time! (no offence to anyone on here whos 14 just a thing has happened today.....)
last night i learned that cheapo supermarket coke is rubbish compared to the real stuff, and that it ruins a potentially great drink.
today i must learn what happened after about 8.30 last night.
That seems to be a recurring theme with you these days my friend
i am quite sure i don`t know what you mean.
today i relearned what i have learned. that you can pick up numerous star wars collectable from a car boot for a fraction of the cost of just the original price of one.
today i learned that angie`s car does 125 miles on Â£10 worth of petrol. (found that out the hard way as it started to cough and splutter on 124. gotta get me a fiat punto)
I've learnt today, that no matter how hard you try there's always some moron that'll tell you that you could try harder, like they'd know !
I learned that if a child asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
I learned today... never clear out pantrys which haven't been cleared out for a while alone because S P I D E R S live there and don't really welcome being disturbed
I also learned today never to buy another cooker because when you remove the old one there's always a mess that can only be removed with amonia... and that when on the TV it tells you to wear a dust mask IT DOES NOTHING AND YOU STILL CHOKE
*Waits until vision and speech returns to normal so I an go off to the firestation to 'borrow' a respirator... and a fireman... not that the two are related ideas*
LMAO at Joe!
That i have the most hated geography teacher in school!
My Aunts over zealous Catholic mother used to tell my Aunt and her sisters that when it was thundering that it was because they had dome something to make God angry... and seeing what world class <ToS breaking word>ups that entire family is it's quite scary!
I learnt today that the saying 'If you can't beat them , join them' doesn't infact involve beating anyone, well not with a big stick apparently.
You liiiiie... surely??!
*Hides big stick behind back*
Edit - I was just told of an entirely unsiutable use for the electrical tape I was using though I think I might need lessons so I can learn more about it
Nope, sorry Nic according the local Police it's called Common Assault and the saying has got something to do with a competition and doesn't allow you to beat anyone with anything, not even their own shoes.
Hmmm... what am I going to do on a Friday night now then??
Well Nic you could always invite these people over to your house and do it when they're inside, this isn't against the law, apparently now ! unless they die, then it is.
I've also learnt that dropping a bus on someones head isn't reasonable force, I thought it sounded very reasonable.
Yeah but they pay Â£180 an hour already for that though
today i have learned that boredom knows no bounds.
As have I
Almost 12 hours I've been at my computer, and I've done nothing