what!???!!! i seem to have had a sex change

I just had a look at my profile - i now seem to be female.

i'm shocked - the old boy doesn't see as much action as he should , but he's still there (i've checked).

oh well - i suppose i should accept my fate. - from now on i'm not going to pay for my own drinks and i'm going to spend my time being moody and eating chocolate.

 

No change then mate

 

i suppose not - but i will miss the lap dancing clubs


but i could always ask for a job


"can i have the big hairy pole dancer please? she's fine"

 

Chucks $5 on the table... DANCE FOR ME!!

Where ya been TM we've missed ya and Yoshi's back as well

 

'But is the pole supposed to be stationary.. oh my god, that no pole, its a.... ARGHHHHHH!!!'

//puke

 

is that allowed in here???

*puts hands over eyes*

 

Its not the worst I've posted, hell, this one time I had a go at the admins in community.. that ended with a banning

 

LOL I didn't actually mean your post I meant TMs *cough* 'pole'

I'd HATE to think what you posted in order to get banned though

 

Which Banning, there have been a few...
and dun worry abouts the makers pole, its only a tiny one, so they'll not notice

 

*runs away to change thong for a pair of trousers*


hey DQ - i've been world cupping it - well going out drinking on the pretense of discussing football.

yoshi's back on line? is he back in the bar slamming shorts?

 

OMG! FF UKs rebel element are you? Hmmm I can see I'll have to keep an eye on you then

You mean you looked?????? UGH!!! *pukes*

@ TM... AAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Football AGAIN!!! *covers ears*

Yeah he's back and up to his usual antics with the aid of a bottle of Tequilla, Jiffy bag and Feather Boa (best you don't ask really )... I got the sack though but hey at least he didn't ban me!

*uncovers eyes* Oh yus those pants are MUCH better... can I have my $5 back

 

I'm not rebelious in the slightest batgirl. Just tend to speak/rant before I think. Honest injun

 

Batgirl?? LOL

Ahhh I see... so aren't bannings permanent then? I thought they were!

 

you've been sacked? from the pub? - what did you do?


there are some strange rules on banning , it depends what you do , or how long you do it.
there are bans which mods call "slaps" (i think) where you get banned for 24 hours or so.

 

Uh, generally they are, but luckily i've had some good people on my side to fight my corner... and I apologised...

 

Yeah I was sacked... well...... there was the whole turning it into a Metal pub and giving him cheek all the time so I'm not suprised really

Ahhh I see... I all I know about being banned is that Jamie69 was banned for something and then came back as someone else when he was supposed to be banned then dissapeared!!! Do they feed you to the Banthas if you misbehave too much here LOL

 

mmmm , well as you know my first username was banned (but that was just because of the name)

and I often get told to tone it down a bit

would I lower the tone?

 

I LOVED your first username it made me laugh and I almost spat tea all over my PC when I saw it for the first time

Lower the tone... you...... NAAAAAAAHHHHHH...... well........... not much

Good god I couldn't tell someone they were lowering the tone I'm not exactly the most well behaved person in the world myself

 

Jamie left because certain people were calling him names, I should know I got most the blame for it hense why I stormed off and left

 

your'e usually the voice of reason in the pub - (if there is any such thing as reason in there)

and yes - the tone is usually low here - but once i reach the basement i can usually hunt around and find a shovel somewhere

 

Oh blimey I never noticed any of that going on but then I didn't really see much of his postings though...

Hows you anyhow? feeling any better now? you had flu didn't you?

@ TM... the voice of reason.... ME? LMAO never been called that before!

Nah don't bother with the shovel m'dear just jump down this hole I have... I've been digging it for YEARS and FF lives down here too

 

I think in the whole of the JC, i'm the most banned (not 'spanked' or Gauntlet banned) member

 

jamie's "tone" was usually hostile , or at least seemed that way

 

I got banned about 3 times in the gaunlet lol

I could be better, learnt something today trying to be friends with you ex is a VERY BAD idea. Because I was ill wasn't in the best of moods in the club especially when I lost my voice altogether. So he "decided" it would be best if we didn't speak unless we "had" to so I kinda just walked off and left him to it

jamie had actually called us all b@$t@rds hense why he got banned but that was never taken into consideration. I was just seen to be hostile because I refused to do something he wanted me to do.

 

what's gauntlet banned? - is that banned from playing the popular arcade game ?