What if the Emperor was present on Endor?

This is a new debate. What would be the outcome of the Battle of Endor if the Emperor was personally present at the battle. By that I mean on the actually moon itself in person as the battle raged. Thats the basic premise, I haven't taken into account the whole Luke/Vader fight...

Seriously.

 

He really didn't do anything much on the Death Star. All he did was order the commander to fire at will.
So all he probably would have done was order the AT/ST walkers to fire at will.

 

He would look kinda creepy in the Forest.

 

Sit up in the trees in that chair of his,like I imagined he would when I was younger.

 

The Emperor would have easily taken out the Rebels with a shot of his Force Lightning and use the Ewoks for target practice,( Zapp, "chawumba"). Smoldering Balls of Fur everywhere, LOL.

 

Ewoks would've killed the Emperor.

Palpatine is such a slow-moving target for a giant tree log to swing out on ropes and crush his frail body.

Another possibility is that Threepio would've made Palpatine bow to him in defeat.

"Kneel before the God of the Ewoks. To celebrate our great victory, we will feast. You will become the main course in a banquet in my honor."


Everyone knows that Palpatine is the tastiest man in the galaxy. The crocodile from Peter Pan would stop chasing Hook and come after Palpatine as fast as hell to come take a sumptuous bite of Palpatine meat.

 

Vader would have had to have climbed a tree to hurl him off.

 

My little bro reckons Palps would be blasted to peices in the cross fire.

And Sith Magician, you have no idea how funny that mental image of Vader having to cary Palps up a tree is.

 

Then old decrepit Palpy would have had Ewoks pouncing on his back, while Wickett gnaws at his ankle.

 

He would have been killed by a rat-child. You know the feral little orphans that hide in sewers and act like rodents.

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