NOW you are finally beginning to understand Lord Flies! Being a Kenobite is a state of mind. It's an essence. The essence of smug arrogance. Obi-Wan Kenobi is the James T. Kirk of Star Wars. Ballsy. Brash. Doesn't sweat anything. Or anyone. In any given situation or circumstance in life, you have to think to yourself, what would Obi-Wan do? How would he handle it? And the answer is simple, you smirk, crack a one-liner, and go to work. Say it three times now so it encodes. Smirk, one-liner, go to work. See? Expect your brown turtleneck delivered UPS in the next 3 or 4 weeks.