Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JEDIPAULAW, Apr 7, 2002.
Okay, what if Uncle George's dog (Indiana) was a chihuahua (sp?).
OK, that's strange...I'll go back and take a look, Ki...
OK...I think that's it...
Fire at will at that jettisoned pod
Q. What if Sebulba had of won the Pod Race?
A. Then Anakin, Qui Gon and co. would all be in deep *bleep*!
And Kalor, that was mine!
Okay to avoid redundancy, which "What if" thread to we post in?
Um...I dunno. I only unlocked the other one so that we wouldn't lost it...
Maybe that one? It does have some cool ones, and stuff...
What if there was a thread about this already and it was unlocked, but at the same time this thread continued to be posted in. And what if it caused the redundancy clause to be pushed to it limits and it created a rift in the space/time contiuum, resulting in all of Uncle George's creations becoming reality ????
I try not to think about it
What if i didn't have to work today? And bloody hell it just HAS to be the first day of the school holidays, doesn't it??? And I have to work tomorrow too!!! (Anyone who lives near Hurstville come to Macca's between 11:30 and 2:30 cus i'll be working today and tomorrow! and 5 to 8 on thursday nite!!!)
LOL, thats two working at Maccas, those poor sods.
How many burgers are you going to spit in?
If that happened there'd be
+++ Internal Logic Error, Out Of Cheese, Redo From Start +++
what if in episode ii, anakin pisses off obiwan with his wit and arrogance? - to which obiwan replies 'you're the learner, i'm the master. don't forget it'?
and what if obiwan says 'so... did you ever go fishing with your father? oops, (insert nelson's "haha" laugh)'
and what if anakin said 'back off, man... i'm a scientist' or my 'mother said "haha"' once...once!'?
Oblio - the quote comes to mind:
"I'M BIG, YOU'RE LITTLE, I'M SMART, YOU'RE DUMB AND I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG!" - Danny DeVito as Matilda's dad in "Matilda"
I use that quote on people who really piss me off.
and slavey, i think i'm going to have to serve today. i haven't worked at the burgers station but i bet it's going to be fun (evil snicker)
Vader said to Luke, I'm not your father.
Luke would be like, WHAT!
And he'd try to kill him as soon as he could
in episode 2, jar jar was in the naboo forest and baby boba fett had dad's blaster pointed it at his goofy head?
and what if jar jar suddenly went into bullet time to dodge the blaster fire (ala neo or max payne)?
'how wude. meesa is the one, okey day. there is no bombad spoon.'
and then a safe fell on him?!
would it make a sound?
for all those EU fans
"Wedge get clear back there"
"Hell no this puppies mine"
No Wedge to make the rogue squadron books some of the best out there.
What if Gungans spoke with a little more reverence?
They'd be so much cooler.
What if Stormtroopers got wrong the one thing they got right?
"There's one" *forgets to set for stun*
"Inform Lord Vader we have a casualty"
Oh you guys..... by the way - HUGE props go to Oblio for using a "Johnny Dangerously" quote. Respect !!
What if when Ben appears on Hoth, Luke is far too groggy to understand what Ben is really saying...
"Must go to The Gay Bard's Swiss Gym.....study Yoga....Bend....."
What if Vader didn't actually kill those who didn't do their job as Admiral properly...They'd still work not as hard and not take Vaser as seriously
There goes Vader and his evil actions
thanks, keith!!! what if i had used a mr. mom quote instead
Mr Mom and Ghostbuster are both very credible movies, but Johnny Dangerously is outstandingly funny and little known. Have you ever heard of a movie called Private Resort ??
BTW, we should probably discuss these in the Old FFers unite thread - they fit there better.