What if's of Star Wars...

I was just thinking of certain little things that would change the Star Wars Universe.

Such as:

Anakin! Drop! Splat. Anakin is flat.

or

Theres an escape pod.
No life forms. Shoot it down.

I'm sure there's already tons of threads like this, but I'm starting a new one, becuase during my very brief search, I didn't come across any.

 

The red one's working like a dream!

C3PO: Well, I guess this is goodbye, Artoo...


Vader: I have you now!

Luke's X-Wing bursts into flames, along with the Rebels' hopes. The Death Star's superlaser decimates Yavin 4, and the fledgling Rebel Alliance is crushed.

Elsewhere in the galaxy:
Han: We sure made a lot of money on this, huh Chewie?

 

Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke: Well why didn't you tell me sooner. Of course I'll join you, dad. You know what though, I would be in a lot less pain if you would've told me this BEFORE you cut off my hand.

 

Obiwan:You will go to the dagobah system and find Yoda the jedi master who instructed me

Luke:Ben,I cant breathAHHHHH

luke dies
or

Hans thoughts;man I cant find luke in this weather.Oh well hell turn up

 

Right after Luke tells Leia she's his sister:

Leia: You mean to tell me that all this time I've been blowing off Han for my BROTHER!!!

**Leia pulls out blaster and shoots Luke**

 

"these aren't the droids your looking for"

"YES THEY ARE FIRE!!!"

"ACK OOF ARRRGHHH AAAGGGGG"

"hey lets go get a beer"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

LOL

Luke: You will take me to Jabba now.

Bib: No, I won't. Get out of here.

Luke: Taking me to Jabba will be fine.

Bib: No, it won't. Get out of here before I call the guards.

Luke: I choked them.

Bib: Dispose of him!!

Luke runs away scared.

 

"Wanna buy some deathsticks?"

"After my speeder ride with Anakin I'm going to live my life to the fullest, so yes I will."

 

Qui: Republican credits will do fine.

Watto: Oh here you go.

 

Qui-Gon: I wager my new racing pod against say...the boy and his mother.

Watto: No pod is worth two slaves! Not by a long shot.

Qui-Gon: The boy then.

Watto: Well...We'll let fate decide, huh? I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue, it's the boy, red, his mother.

*Watto rolls the cube. Lands on red.*

Watto: Hahahah, no Anakin for you!

Qui-Gon: Oh, crap.

 

Owen - Harvest is when I need you the most!

Luke - Wow... Harvest! I'd love to stay, uncle.

 

Vader: Well, Calrissian, did he survive?

Lando: No.

Vader: As I said, bounty hunter, the Empire will compensate you.

 

LOL

Luke: - Jabba this is your last chance, free us or die.

R2 shoots the lightsabre up in the air but it misses Luke and Sarlacc swallows it and then burps.

Luke: - Noooooooo!!!

Luke jumps after his lightsabre in dispair and gets swallowed too.

 

Another one...



C-3PO: Artoo, come back at once! You haven't finished with me yet! You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive. Chewbacca can do it. I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!


Blip blop blap. TWooooonnggg! KABOOOOOOOOOOM!

C-3PO: Like I said, never trust a strange computer.

 

During R2 and 3PO's escape from Tantiv IV

"There goes anotherone!"

"You may fire at will."

Booooooooom.

 

Luke is being shocked.
Luke:Father!Please!
Vaderlistening to headphones*do do do..

 

The Emperor: The hate has made you powerful. Now fulfil your desteny and take your father's place at my side.

Luke: Ok.

 

Emperor: Now take your fa-

Luke proceeds to hack his father to pieces.

Emperor: Good! Good! Ok, I think he's..uh, Luke, I th- ok he's dead already, you can stop- Hey! Stop already, psycho.

 

Palpatine: You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant.

Luke: Ok. *cuts Palpatine down* Hey Dad, we should get out of here, shouldn't we? I mean, my friends are going to blow this up any minute.

Vader: Wizard! Er...As you wish. *secretely does a happy "My master is dead, YIPPEE!" mental jig*

 

Tarkin: I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work.

Vader: Or what? Is that a threat?

Tarkin: Excuse me?

Vader: Are you deaf, old man? Do ya need a freakin hearin' aid? I said is that a threat?

Tarkin: Uh, no I-

Vader: It sounded like a threat to me, mutha----er! Do you know who I am? Do you know who you're dealin' with? I'm Darth "mutha----in' Vader! You don't threaten me!

Tarkin: Sorry sir, I-

Vader proceeds w/ the beat down.

 

Motti: Donta try to sceere us with your bombad ways, Big Boss Vada- ARRRGGGHH!

Vader: Mesa finda you laca faith veerry bombad!

 

Throne Room:

Arrrgggggghhhhh...Father...please!!!

Vader's thoughts: Should I help my son...hmmm...Nah!

 

Luke: Search your feelings father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate!

Vader: You're right son, i'll be good now. Let's meet your friends.

 

Stormtrooper: The doors locked. Move on to the next one.

Other Stormtrooper: You idiot. Blast down the door.

**Door is blasted down and R2 and 3PO are taken into Imperial custody.

 

Wuher: Hey, we don't serve their kind here.

Luke: What?

Wuher: Your droids. We'll have to shoot them. We don't them here.

C-3P0: No, I beg of you plea-

*Blaster fire takes out Threepio and Artoo. The death star plans are destroyed.*