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JCC What is the best way to woo someone?

Discussion in 'Community' started by a star war, Jan 3, 2018.

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Choices

  1. Cheese plate

    6 vote(s)
    23.1%
  2. Pizza

    14 vote(s)
    53.8%
  3. Present no food options

    6 vote(s)
    23.1%
  1. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Paper cups.
     
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  2. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    If you need paper cups, you've progressed from wooing.
     
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2018
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Punk is right though. Throw in some quince paste, dried apricots, and a bit of prosciutto. Then call them a murderer because they ate the delicious cured meat.
     
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  4. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    Feb 15, 2000
    Nothing woos more than making your wooee a mixed tape.
     
  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Make sure you deliver it in the appropriate manner.

     
  6. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Take a pic of your butt in D.Va leggings and send it to them.
     
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  7. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    Sep 26, 2003
    Quote Nature Boy.
     
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  8. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Why not both?
     
  9. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Sep 19, 2000
    How not to woo someone: typing "LOL!" at the end of your own post.
     
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  10. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2004
    If he's coming over, you've already wooed him. What is wrong with you?
     
  11. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Start with the snack of cheese. Save the pizza for a night of Neflix and chill. Start with the series Supernatural which they will become hooked on and since there's 12 seasons of it, they will be all yours.
     
  12. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Concur. You never end a post with LOL!
     
  13. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Shakespearan poetry or flattery.
     
  14. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Oh, interesting, Baz. We are building quite the list.

    Never end posts with

    1. LOL!
    2. Shakespearan poetry
    3. Flattery

    Any more, JCers?
     
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  15. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral JCC Baseball Draft/SWC Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jul 13, 2005
  16. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Sep 19, 2000
    I doubt a person that is woo'd by pizza is worth wooing.
    I also doubt a person who is scared to do anything but suggest pizza is any good at wooing.
     
  17. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Yeah, pizza is food you eat with your buddies. Go with the cheese, add some wine, and see what happens. .
     
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  18. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    @Diggy have I been absent in the spring,
    When proud-pied April dress’d in all his trim
    Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing,
    That heavy Saturn laugh’d and leap’d with him.
    Yet not the lays of birds nor your sweet smell
    Of different flowers in odour and in hue
    Could make me read your post and not LOL!
     
    Last edited: Jan 4, 2018
  19. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    You two are my favorite bromance.
     
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  20. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Valleys are deep,
    Mountains are high,
    Prepare your anus,
    I'm going in dry.
     
  21. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    i would find out if this person is lactose intolerant before bombarding them with dairy products. but asking about someone's lactose tolerance might not be the best wooing tactic. i dunno, this is the point where i usually give up.
     
  22. firesaber

    firesaber Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 5, 2006
    Two of those options woefully lack sensitivity to lactose intolerant and will represent an utter lack of game.
     
  23. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Well @tom I think I've found you a date.
     
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  24. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    lol
     
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  25. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    Jul 10, 1998
    Lowering the basket with the lotion in it would be a start.
     
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