Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Jun 26, 2013.
I can't jelly my finger up your ***.
Welcome to the JCC joke thread!
What's brown and sticky?
When I make jelly, I boil the berries(lol, I got ya know) and strain them and just mix it with sugar. With jam, you cook there berries down and add sugar to it just like that. bam.
A rabbi, a priest and a JC mod walk into a bar....
Gifilte Fish! Hahaha!
Grasshopper walks into a bar
Bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says "you have a drink named Tim?"
You mean you don't make them like this??
Jam don't shake like that.
Oi. I was the first person in the world to hear that joke. My mate Mike invented it.
Jam spreads well. Jelly just clumps a bit and when you try to spread it it rips your bread apart.
Also...Jam is better to use as a cake filling or cheesecake swirl.
a m e l l y
Jam is when a bunch of us get together and play music....
How are McDonald's and Michael Jackson alike?
Okay, okay, I might need to update my joke repertoire.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
"Rowr Argrgrah Owrrrrr"
Well, at least your version is more tactful than the one that banker told on The Daily Show.
You need to switch brands of jelly.
so jesus walks into a bar and says, "just a water please". bartender says, "not this **** again".
What is Paula Deen's favorite cereal?