JCC What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Jun 26, 2013.

  1. Diggy Force Ghost

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    I can't jelly my finger up your ***.


    Welcome to the JCC joke thread!
  2. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  3. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    When I make jelly, I boil the berries(lol, I got ya know) and strain them and just mix it with sugar. With jam, you cook there berries down and add sugar to it just like that. bam.
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  4. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    A rabbi, a priest and a JC mod walk into a bar....


    Gifilte Fish! Hahaha!
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  5. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Grasshopper walks into a bar
    Bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you."
    Grasshopper says "you have a drink named Tim?"
  6. Ghost Chosen One

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    You mean you don't make them like this??

  7. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    Jam don't shake like that.
  8. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Oi. I was the first person in the world to hear that joke. My mate Mike invented it.
  9. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Jam spreads well. Jelly just clumps a bit and when you try to spread it it rips your bread apart.

    Also...Jam is better to use as a cake filling or cheesecake swirl.
  10. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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  11. JangoMike Force Ghost

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    Jam is when a bunch of us get together and play music....
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  12. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    How are McDonald's and Michael Jackson alike?


    Okay, okay, I might need to update my joke repertoire. :(
  13. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

    Pumkin pi.
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  14. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    *Knock knock*

    "Who's there?"

    "Rowr Argrgrah"

    "Chewbacca who?"

    "Rowr Argrgrah Owrrrrr"
  15. Darth Guy Chosen One

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  16. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    You need to switch brands of jelly.
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  17. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    a/s/l?
  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    A/S/G
  19. tom Chosen One

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    so jesus walks into a bar and says, "just a water please". bartender says, "not this **** again".
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  20. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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  21. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    What is Paula Deen's favorite cereal?

    Special KKK.