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JCC What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy , Jun 26, 2013.

  1. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I can't jelly my finger up your ***.


    Welcome to the JCC joke thread!
     
  2. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
     
  3. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    When I make jelly, I boil the berries(lol, I got ya know) and strain them and just mix it with sugar. With jam, you cook there berries down and add sugar to it just like that. bam.
     
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  4. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    A rabbi, a priest and a JC mod walk into a bar....


    Gifilte Fish! Hahaha!
     
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  5. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Grasshopper walks into a bar
    Bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you."
    Grasshopper says "you have a drink named Tim?"
     
  6. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 8

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    You mean you don't make them like this??

     
  7. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Jam don't shake like that.
     
  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oi. I was the first person in the world to hear that joke. My mate Mike invented it.
     
  9. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jam spreads well. Jelly just clumps a bit and when you try to spread it it rips your bread apart.

    Also...Jam is better to use as a cake filling or cheesecake swirl.
     
  10. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    a m e l l y
     
  11. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    Jam is when a bunch of us get together and play music....
     
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  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How are McDonald's and Michael Jackson alike?


    Okay, okay, I might need to update my joke repertoire. :(
     
  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

    Pumkin pi.
     
  14. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    *Knock knock*

    "Who's there?"

    "Rowr Argrgrah"

    "Chewbacca who?"

    "Rowr Argrgrah Owrrrrr"
     
  15. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Well, at least your version is more tactful than the one that banker told on The Daily Show.
     
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  16. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    You need to switch brands of jelly.
     
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  17. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    Feb 15, 2000

    a/s/l?
     
  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A/S/G
     
  19. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    so jesus walks into a bar and says, "just a water please". bartender says, "not this **** again".
     
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  20. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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  21. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    What is Paula Deen's favorite cereal?

    Special KKK.