What is "vingklaffsfri"?

Is hot tea hot or cold?
Not even single one of you could say whether hot tea is hot or cold?
-Trebek (in Celebrity Jeopardy)

 

I'm here!! My, Guardie, you are a demanding priso... umm... reading circle participant.

*shakes head*

But hey, I'm feeling nice today.

*fetches some tea (and a straw), as well as covering ISD with a cardboard box*

Happy now? And now I'll read something about Anakin Solo to you.

*goes to shelf and picks out a book*

Hmm... which one should I choose? This isn't easy... ah well. Let's take this part. It's from New Jedi Order - Rebirth, and when we come in Anakin has just kissed Tahiri for the first time.

*ahem*

"Your timing is perfect," she breathed. "Wait until we're doomed to give me my first kiss."
"Mine, too," he said, his face warming despite the cold.
"Umm..."
"How was it?" Tahiri said, answering his unverbalized question. "Kind of weird." She kissed him again. "Nice."
She took his hand and put her cheek against his. "If we survive, we have to figure this out, you know," she said.
"Yeah."
"I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who'll kiss just anyone on a first-time-to-be-stuck-in-a-locker-on-an-airless-space-station."
"Might be simpler if we don't make it," Anakin remarked.
"Yeah. Are you sorry?"
"No. No, not even a little."
"Good."
"So let's survive," Anakin said, "so we get a chance to figure this out, okay? Do you think you can manage a hibernation trance? Our air will last a lot longer that way."
"I'm not sure. I've never done it."
"I'll help. Just clear your mind-"
"Maybe you don't know very much about girls. You just kissed me, and now you want me to clear my mind? It's like there's a tribe of Ewoks dancing in there."
He squeezed her hand. "C'mon. Try."
Something clanked outside.
"Did you hear that?" Tahiri whispered.
"Yeah. But how? There shouldn't be any air to carry the sound." He reached for his lightsaber.

*closes book*

*looks mischieviously at the two apprentices*

What? You think I'm gonna tell you what that sound was?

Well, think again!

 

It probably was an AT-PT/m2 with assault cannons.
If it's not, I don't want to know.
Read something exciting.

Please.

 

Where's Lynx? I haven't seen her in a long time. Not even in the Countdown-thread where we first met.
Helloooo?
*echo*
Gansk mystiskt eller nånting.

 

*peeks in to check on the two reading circle participans*

Hi there! You having fun? Ah, great! Wouldn't want you to be bored, or uncomfortable, would we?

I have no idea where Lynx is. I heard a rumour that she might actually be around, hiding somewhere, listening in on my reading... ah, soon she'll be turned to the EU side of the Force!

 

You fiend!

 

bum-bum-bum

 

All right, I don't understand anything.
*kicks back*
*takes a magazine*
*pours a drink*
Cuba Libré anyone?

 

*runs in*

AHHHHH! emilsson is chasing me with a hockey stick! Save me!

*hides behind Guardie's chair*

 

//rushes in and throws an English muffin at enji

I can find you anywhere .

 

*hänger med tänderna i emilssons ben*

 

*dodges behind the chair and watches the muffin hit Guardie in the face*

Hey! Be careful with my prisoners! Umm, I mean, reading circle participants!

 

//springer bakom guardie och fram till enji släpandes med cobble i benet

Fnys!

//kittlar enji

 

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

wew wä we hobbiw

 

//kittlar enji lite mer

 

Tala som vi alla forstår!
*show his hideous face to emilsson*
BOOOOOOO!
*puts the bag back*
Stop teasing my people!
*throws a donut*

 

Oh sorry ISD !

But I think this little conflict is settled.

//stops tickling enji

 

Thanks...

Now maybe we can return to the purpose of this thread... tort... umm, entertaining our guests. Yep.

*sneaks out*

 

And how the hell are you going to entertain us if you sneak out?

 

she's got superpowers...

 

Do I have to do everything around here? Can't you entertain yourselves? I mean, you've got a TV, and you've got ESB. What's the problem? [face_rolleyes]

But sure...

*picks up some oranges and starts juggling*

Entertained enough?

 

wohoo! go enji, go enji, go enji...

 

No, that's not very impressive, Enji...

*sets the oranges on fire*

Now, this is fun...

 

*giggles insanely*
More!