JCC what is your favorite anthropomorphic cartoon animal,,

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Darth Punk

Once upon another time, there was a fox, and he was called Jerome. He lived in the woods, in Elderberry Wood. His friends were Nicholas the Tennis Rat and Dante the Racist Badger.


They spent their days punting down the lazy rivers of Cambridge town. Occasionally would eat a cucumber sandwich and sit under Mr. Willow the Tree.

One day, whilst relaxing, he found a copy of Cheekbone Magazine. It was in the bush. And he read an article about London life. He read it over and over, and over, and over again, and over. And then, decided he was gonna go to London! His friends said, "No! You can't go!" But he decided he was gonna, 'cause he was a willfulll little fox, and he set off to the town.

Three days later, he was off his tiny face in a gay club. Woohoo! The fun, fun times for him! But the party lifestyle took its toll. Eventually he ended up on the streets, begging for cheese in Dalston.

 

Or a better question: what's underneath your floorboards?

 

Corpses. I don't see how that's a better question.

 

If only there was a way to express my interest in one such character on a regular basis around here....

 

Diggy: Whatever. Still waiting for those re-heated potato wedges.

 

You're either being cryptic or making some reference I don't get. It's weird.

 

John Wayne Gacy worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I'm disappointed you didn't know that.

 

How has one in this thread mentioned Crash Bandicoot yet?

 

I'm nothing if not a big ball of disappointment.

 

Because as bad a group of humans as we are, we're not that bad?

 

He's not an animal.

 

or a cartoon.

 

Have you forgotten Alf's Saturday morning cartoon?

 

well ****, i had until you posted that. this is worse than losing the game.

(sorry everyone)

 

Well, now that we're down the rabbit hole, check out this MEGA ALF COLLECTION.

 

Not an animal.

And I want that collection.

 

This thread is for anthropomorphic animals. Why have you posted this stuffed toy?

 

He takes on anthro qualities once Calvin oberves him. Quantum mechanics and all that.

 

we have almost pinpointed... the joke.