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JCC what is your favorite application of the zipper

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Nov 16, 2016.

  1. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    i bought a really cute lil pair of boots the other day and they're the kind that has a zipper instead of like laces or nothing or velcro or whatever. i get a small frission every time i zip them up.
     
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  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    My stripping man-thong
     
  3. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    Zippers only have one application. They zip things.
     
  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    not true, they can also be completely frivolous decorative accessories like they were in the case of michael jackson's iconic beat it jacket THE GREATEST APPLICATION OF THE ZIPPER OF ALL TIME
     
  5. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    In 1998, I had a pair of cargo pants that had a zip, hidden under a hem, at each knee so they could become... cargo shorts.

    Best application. Trousers to shorts.
     
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  7. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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  8. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ammunition for my sling.
     
  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    It's called a zip. Ender Sai help me out here.

    Aha, already done.
     
  10. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's Mozart!
     
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  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    On a children's TV puppets mouth. If said puppet is besties with a gay pink hippo, even better.
     
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  12. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    i love doing the mr. rogers zip where you take it all the way up and then bring it down halfway
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Ye of little faith
     
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  14. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I got distracted by Sling Blade...I mean the slingshot.
     
  15. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Those shoes with the zipper on them. You could fit a whole dollar in them.
     
  16. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    the zipper is an american invention, so you can take your rule brittania nonsense someplace else

    [face_flag][face_flag][face_flag]
     
  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    And like most Murican inventions, it takes a Brit to tell you how to not get the beans above the frank.
     
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  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Inventor: "Whitcomb L Judson"

    Search Wikipedia for "Whitcomb" - "Surname". Figures. We have a peak Ameriname there.

    Also:

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    Prenn?
     
  19. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    why do you think i have a problem with getting my beans above my frank?

    like, do you know who i am?
     
  20. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    The car merge.
     
  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Royal you, I believe. As in Brits to Americans, ma'am. Not person to person.

    Punk is no wocky.
     
  22. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    just let me make my poorly disguised self-loathing jokes in peace, damn you
     
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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  24. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Do not make fun of hudzu. Do you not see that avatar of excessive cuteness?
     
  25. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Force Ghost star 5

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