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Oceania What is your favourite movie quote?

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Viceroy_NuteGunray, Aug 18, 2005.

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  1. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

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    Greetings, it is I Viceroy_NuteGunray.

    Just intersted to know what everyone's favourite movie quote is? It doesn't have to be just from star wars, it can be from any movie.

    Mine is from James Bond Goldfinger:
    James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
    Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond I expect you to die."

    Favourite Star Wars one is:
    "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight blob of grease."
  2. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    I have a few; many from the Tailor of Panama:

    "You're right. It was open. Just tight from lack of use."

    E_S
  3. Shadow_of_Evil Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 18, 2001
    star 6
    Cop: What's in the car?
    Driver: Seats and a steering wheel.

    -Snatch
  4. TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 14, 2001
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    I just love the 'sand' speech from AOTC.



    [face_plain]
  5. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    Nov 4, 2003
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    Asking a question like that is like asking a mother to swap her own kids for someone elses much nicer, cuter, well-behaved children, and then choose which one of these fantastic children she would like to eat for dinner!!!

  6. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

    Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie
  7. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    Apr 15, 2002
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    Top Secret: Now THAT'S comedy! =D=
  8. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    "watch it man, I've got a beverage here!"
    (Big Lebowski)
  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Can we expand this to include non-film quotes, like literary and historical quotes. Because frankly, GB Shaw's "We have established what you are madam; we are merely haggling over the price" is a corker.

    Or anything by Terry Pratchett:

    "Rescuing beleagured maidens had a certain passing reward, but most of the time he'd finished up by setting them up in some city somewhere with a handsome dowry, because after a while even the most agreeable exmaiden became possessive and had scant sympathy for his efforts to rescue her sister sufferers."

    "'Dead?' said Rincewind, In the debating chamber of his mind a dozen emotions got to their feet and started shouting. Relief was in full spate when Shock cut in on a point of order and then Bewilderment, Terror and Loss started a fight which was ended only when Shame slunk in from next door to see what all the row was about."

    "Ankh-Morpork! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course ? it was not round and shiny ? but even its worst enemies would agree that if you had to liken Ankh-Morpork to anything, then it might as well be a piece of rubbish covered with the diseased secretions of a dying mollusc."

    E_S
  10. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    Noice Ender!

    Another pearler is "THAT'S IT!!!! We've got NO FOOD!!!!... We've got NO JOBS!!!!.... OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!"
  11. TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 14, 2001
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    I love Pratchett.

    I've always been a great fan of Blackadder, though.


    Blackadder: Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
  12. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

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    Mar 3, 2003
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    Han's Nostril of Palpatine quote in Destiny's Way.
  13. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Blackadder is teh man.

    "Sir, may I be permitted to utter a brief but violent exclamation?"
    "Of course."
    "DAMN!"

    ES
  14. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    "I like your sleeves. They're real big"
    -Napoleon Dynamite
  15. Scoot Force Ghost

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    Dec 30, 2002
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    "And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion."
    I could quote Napoleon alll dayyy!

    also..
    "Your mum goes to college"

    Kip is so proud after that [face_dancing]
    [image=http://www.posterservice.com/bigpics/7691.jpg]
  16. marajadzia Jedi Knight

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    May 5, 2005
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    insanity runs in my family, it practically gallops
    Arsenic and old lace
  17. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    hee hee.

    "VENTURAAAAAAAHH!"

    "yes Satan?..... Oh I'm sorry! I mistook you for someone else!"
  18. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Dec 16, 2000
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    Oh, soooo many choices, but some of my best ones come from "Armageddon," oddly enough...

    Harry: They'll do it. They've made a few requests, though.
    John: Such as?
    Harry: Well, ah ... there's some, um, minor stuff really. Like, uh, Oscar here, has some outstanding traffic warrants he'd like cleared up--
    Oscar: Fifty-six tickets in seven states!
    Harry: --Yeah, I'll tell 'em, Oscar...Freddy Noonan's got two girlfriends he'd like made American citizens, no questions asked...Max would like you to...bring back eight-track tapes. Dunno how that's gonna work. Chick wants a full weekend, Emperor's Package, Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada ... hey, you guys couldn't tell us who really killed Kennedy, could you?
    (Stony silence. Harry shakes his head in the direction of his crew).
    Harry: Yeah, um, Bear here would like to stay at the White Horse...White Horse?
    Bear: White House. White House.
    Harry: Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
    John: Okay, I'm sure we can handle...some of that.
    Rockhound: Harry!
    Harry: Yeah, one more thing--none of them want to pay taxes again. Ever. (He shrugs and grins.)

    And ...

    Rockhound: Hey, Harry...did it occur to you we're sitting a million tons of fuel, one nuclear weapon, and a spaceship made of over a hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest contract bidder?

    And ...

    Rockhound: Yeah, I remember this one. This is where the Coyote strapped his @$$ to an Acme rocket and lit the fuse? Is that what we're doing here?
    Harry: Rock--
    Rockhound: No, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote as I recall!

    And ...

    Rockhound: You wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was ten, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22--chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. You wanna know why I do this job? It's because the the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.

    But the best is Pratchett.

    "I only loved! And what would human beings be without love?"
    RARE.
  19. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    From the movie Octopussy.


    Pussy Galore My name is Pussy Galore

    James Bond I must be dreaming.
  20. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    May 11, 2003
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    oh I just realized its from Goldfinger.
  21. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    ND: "I caught you a delicious bass."

    And if I could put into words Napoleon Dynamite's dance at the end, it would be so funny my bladder would explode.
  22. Scoot Force Ghost

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    Dec 30, 2002
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    I was trying to make this a gif, but this is the best I could do..... Linky :D
  23. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

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    Mar 3, 2003
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    The matrix cannot be explained, it must be EXPERIENCED.
  24. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    If I'm not back in five minutes..... just wait longer!
  25. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    Van Helsing: That's why you're coming with me.

    Karl: To hell be damned I am.

    Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.

    Karl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want. Damn it!

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