What JCC user should we feed to King Kong?

King Kong just showed up. I was talking to him using sign language and he said he was hungry for JCC'rs. And he looked really mad at me. So I'd figure I send him over to the JCC and tell him all about Harpuah..Keep in mind that he hasn't eaten for one month.


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But I thought Kong was a vegetarian...?


-JR

 

He was..but he switched diets.

 

Right now it's JabbaWocky.

He missed me out of his list of housemates in his 'BB4 the final straw' thread.

My bonkers large ego is sufficiently bruised.





Maybe Kong could wrap him in a leaf to disguise the taste...?


-JR

 

I don't know too much about JabbaWocky..But I do recall hearing his username somewhere..it's fine we will feed him to KONG..but I'd like Harpuah to go first...Let me get the chains.

 

JabbaWocky is actually a very cool user who makes very well considered, intelligent posts. I had a lot of time for him.

Until he forgot me.


And if you put Harpoo in the chains, I'm gonna be getting a key to let her out.




-JR

 

Oh man..you really like that harpuah chick eh? see at first I was nice to her, then she started treating me like a punk. I'm gonna feed her to KONG..are you willing to fight KONG for her? But you know what..Maybe I'll have to tell KONG to wait..cause if you like her, there has to be a reason.

 

Harps is cool. There was a time I'd have Kong eat you, SWA. But now I've changed my mind. Come to think of it, I don't know of a single JCer I'd want gone. I like you people and your wierd little personalities...

 

Or your weird large personalities.
Depending.





-JR

 

But I don't think SWA's that fat. I don't know why people keep saying that. It's not nice.

 

You're right.
He sure knows how to fill those SW undies tho...


-JR

 

Without a doubt. I don't think I'll ever look at Darth Maul in quite the same way again. I mean, those horns were so spread out, you could have easily named one Cape Horn and another The Horn of Africa.

 

Yeah. i was looking at a lot of costume-clad Mauls and I kept thinking of Miller time.

Not good.


-JR

 

Haha!! Yeah...scarred for life. This has always been the goal of BB. Alas, he has succeeded.

 

JR- About Harpuah, can we NOW feed her to KONG? he's really, really hungry!

 

There will be no feeding of Harpoo to the Kong.


-JR

 

How about just one leg?
She doesn't need both.