JCC What kind of benefits do you get

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    When you have children when you are older past the age of 30? Obviously its not easy on the back as you get up there in age with young kids but so what. What are the differences of having kids when you are younger compared to when you are older? What about relationships with your spouse when you are older?
  2. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Congratulations! When's the due date?
  3. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Was this with your almost girlfriend?
  4. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Beezel...





























    ...bred? [face_nail_biting]
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  5. harpua Chosen One

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  6. Rox Administrator Emeritus

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    Getting in the best troll of 2012 right under the wire. Well done.
  7. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Trying to make a constructive post... trying really hard. Failing.
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  8. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Let's not panic, this could just be a standard Beezel thread. That said, ready your cyanide capsules.
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  9. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    I kinda thought this thread would be about friends with benefits....
  10. harpua Chosen One

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    ... and the thread's transformation from disturbing to full-on creepshow is complete.
  11. tom Chosen One

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    the benefit of having kids when you're older is that they'll be younger when you die and you won't get to spend as much of your life getting to know the people they become.

    hmm, that doesn't sound right. shrug.
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  12. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I'm struggling to find a response to this thread, especially since Danthe stole my joke. :(
  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Posting here to make this thread easier for me to find in future. And no, I don't want to bookmark it.
  14. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    If you have a mining company or a textile factory I hear they can be handy.
  15. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    One of the benefits is learning that you can go literally years without a full night's sleep.
  16. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Marking it as a "watched thread' will help a lot. :)
  17. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    I don't believe in children
  18. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    Greater likelihood of passing on genetic illnesses to your children...


    and causing some sleepless nights for fellow board members with the disturbing mental pictures painted by this thread.
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  19. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    He means gubment benefits, ya'll...they feel a lot more sorry for a 42 year old lady with no baby daddy than they do for a 22 yr old with no baby daddy..he's just lookin to cash in.
    But I think he's better off as a crack ...oh I'll just stop now
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  20. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    The savings coming from buying one kind of diaper instead of two could be considered something of a benefit.
  21. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Yes, sex still occurs when one is older.
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  22. honeybadger Jedi Knight

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    Speak for yourself. I stopped 10 years ago in the grounds that old people shagging is gross.
  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    The enjoyment I get from laughing my ass off at the misconceptions in threads like this one.
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