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Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    When you have children when you are older past the age of 30? Obviously its not easy on the back as you get up there in age with young kids but so what. What are the differences of having kids when you are younger compared to when you are older? What about relationships with your spouse when you are older?
     
  2. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Congratulations! When's the due date?
     
  3. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Was this with your almost girlfriend?
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Beezel...





























    ...bred? [face_nail_biting]
     
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  5. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Oh dear god, no.
     
  6. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Getting in the best troll of 2012 right under the wire. Well done.
     
  7. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Trying to make a constructive post... trying really hard. Failing.
     
  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Let's not panic, this could just be a standard Beezel thread. [hl=black]That said, ready your cyanide capsules.[/hl]
     
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  9. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    I kinda thought this thread would be about friends with benefits....
     
  10. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    ... and the thread's transformation from disturbing to full-on creepshow is complete.
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    the benefit of having kids when you're older is that they'll be younger when you die and you won't get to spend as much of your life getting to know the people they become.

    hmm, that doesn't sound right. shrug.
     
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  12. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I'm struggling to find a response to this thread, especially since Danthe stole my joke. :(
     
  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Posting here to make this thread easier for me to find in future. And no, I don't want to bookmark it.
     
  14. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    If you have a mining company or a textile factory I hear they can be handy.
     
  15. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2001
    One of the benefits is learning that you can go literally years without a full night's sleep.
     
  16. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Marking it as a "watched thread' will help a lot. :)
     
  17. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 26, 2004
    I don't believe in children
     
  18. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Greater likelihood of passing on genetic illnesses to your children...


    and causing some sleepless nights for fellow board members with the disturbing mental pictures painted by this thread.
     
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  19. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    He means gubment benefits, ya'll...they feel a lot more sorry for a 42 year old lady with no baby daddy than they do for a 22 yr old with no baby daddy..he's just lookin to cash in.
    But I think he's better off as a crack ...oh I'll just stop now
     
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  20. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The savings coming from buying one kind of diaper instead of two could be considered something of a benefit.
     
  21. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yes, sex still occurs when one is older.
     
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  22. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    Nov 4, 2012
    Speak for yourself. I stopped 10 years ago in the grounds that old people shagging is gross.
     
  23. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The enjoyment I get from laughing my ass off at the misconceptions in threads like this one.
     
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