What kind of coffee are you?

Discussion in 'Southern Nevada, NV' started by JADED_JEDI, Jul 22, 2003.

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  1. Kleff_Rixxard Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 18, 2001
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    This whole discussion reminds me of that song "Addicted to Stress". Well, not the whole song, but just this part:

    I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption;
    so, when I wake up, I just have one cup of coffee;
    then, I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast;
    and on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee;
    Like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with a doughnut;
    'cept I never get the doughnut;
    I just have the cup of coffee;
    and when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee;
    because I like to have coffee while I'm talking on the phone;
    but it usually goes cold, so I need to get another cup of coffee;
    Then it's lunch, so I have an expresso;
    And when I get back, it's not morning anymore;
    So I have a diet cola, and another diet cola;
    and by then I'm feeling fine;
    and I'm feeling pretty sharp;
    and I'm feeling pretty wired;
    and I'm gettin' things done;
    but right about two I get this little, tiny migraine;
    and it's stuck behind my eyes;
    and it moves to the back of my neck;
    then it moves to the bottom of my spine;
    but it doesn't get there til five or six o'clock;
    which is the end of the day;
    so I'm fine, so I'm fine, so I'm fine;
    except when I have to work late;
    when I have to work late, which I usually do.
  2. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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  3. JADED_JEDI Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
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    I like starbucks coffee, so I didn't think it was very funny.
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