So NV What kind of coffee are you?

This whole discussion reminds me of that song "Addicted to Stress". Well, not the whole song, but just this part:

I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption;
so, when I wake up, I just have one cup of coffee;
then, I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast;
and on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee;
Like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with a doughnut;
'cept I never get the doughnut;
I just have the cup of coffee;
and when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee;
because I like to have coffee while I'm talking on the phone;
but it usually goes cold, so I need to get another cup of coffee;
Then it's lunch, so I have an expresso;
And when I get back, it's not morning anymore;
So I have a diet cola, and another diet cola;
and by then I'm feeling fine;
and I'm feeling pretty sharp;
and I'm feeling pretty wired;
and I'm gettin' things done;
but right about two I get this little, tiny migraine;
and it's stuck behind my eyes;
and it moves to the back of my neck;
then it moves to the bottom of my spine;
but it doesn't get there til five or six o'clock;
which is the end of the day;
so I'm fine, so I'm fine, so I'm fine;
except when I have to work late;
when I have to work late, which I usually do.

 

Check this out guys! A New Religion?

Or this I wondered how the French got that way.

 

I like starbucks coffee, so I didn't think it was very funny.