DFW, TX What kind of golf club...

... would you use to beat the crap out of Brandon (Kurgan) with? I have no real reason for asking, just pure curiosity. Eric, Rob, Tim, etc. you guys leave this thread alone!

Myself, I'd use a nine iron to his kneecaps. Maybe a putter to his spleen.

James

 

Umm...Nevermind

 

Whoever comes after me with a golf club had better be better with a golf club than I am with a sword.

James, don't make me medieval on your arse and live up to my screen name.

 

I'd beat him with a copy of THE PHANTOM EDIT just for grins.

 

I believe it was the great warrior Musashi who once beat another swordsman with a boat oar (ieku).

I'd use my hickory ieku on our favorite Highlander, and crack that sword in half.

Or maybe it's time for the Glock....

 

Yea Brian, use a Glock Indy style.

BTW what started this James?

 

Just point a copy of "The Perfect Storm" at him, and that saves any swinging energy you might waste.

 

how about "key'ing" his highlander DVD

 

someone say something about swordfighting?

 

LOL, stone! Or replace the HL dvd's with copies of the special edition of 'Yentl'

 

THAT'S IT!!!! NOW YOU WILL ALL PAY!!!!

Remember this well---we will all be eating dinner at a restaurant one day, and by then, you will have forgotten all about this conversation. So it will come as a big surprise when I jump up onto the table, pull out two swords, and behead all of you Jacob Kell-style.

I am going to enjoy absorbing your Quickenings, even if James' is only going to be a little spark, kind of like what you get when touching a metal doorknob during the winter.

 

Little Sparky...Isn't that Chad's nick name?

 

metal swords do not concern me admiral,

cool thought jumped in my head though, sith lord versus an immortal, granted the immortal got ahold of a saber. that would be a cool crossover-type of dealie. hmmmm. wheels are turning, yes?

 

I'd say it would depend on who the Immortal was. For the most part, any Sith Lord would eat an Immortal for breakfast. However, the more heads an Immortal takes, the more powerful he gets. So a powerful one with hundreds, if not thousands of years experience most definitely could pose a match for a Sith Lord.

 

Brandon, you take that back immediately! We all know that no goofy immortal could ever take an actual Sith Lord.

Jarvis, I started this thread because Brandon says stupid crap like "It depends on how many quikenings an immortal would have..." and "No James, I haven't seen Apocolypse Now" or better yet "Alien 3 sucks".

Die Brandon, die.

James

P.S.
My Next thread will be titled "What kind of boogers do you think Eric eats?" and then "Rob: pitcher or catcher?"

 

James, James, James.....how little you understand. You are not qualified to make that statement. You will come to understand that I am the king of both Highlander and Star Wars.

YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, JAMES!!!!

YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, JAMES!!!!

BOTH YOU, AND THEN ONE DAY, YOUR HEIRS!!!!!!

 

Jeff, I think you nailed it in that other post when you called Brandon 85. I believe you've just given him his new nick.

James

 

Watch it James; I have to be bought dinner and a movie first.

Personally, I'm more partial to center field. They wrote a song about it and everything.

 

Whoa. I'm out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur