What kind of kid would come from a Yuuzhan Vong warrior and Lumiya?

A few days ago in Connemara's Matchmaker v2.1 thread, I was matched up with Sith_Priestess, leaving some people to inquire 'What kind of kid would come from a Yuuzhan Vong warrior and Lumiya?'


So, I'm asking you to give an answer to that question. . you can be funny or serious, have pictures if you want. . this is all pretty much for laughs.

 

How do you think Hutts came into existance, hm?



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

I doubt it would be a good looking child. Though I wouldn't doubt he or she would be very near invincible. I mean a Yuuzhan Vong with Force powers? Wow! It'd be something to see.


And YVW, I'd be happy to see what happens if you want to experiment.

~Priestess

 

What kind of kid would come from a Yuuzhan Vong warrior and Lumiya?

"One I'd like to see" is the short answer.

You know how Lumiya has the light-whip? That kid would probably wield an amphi-whip or something. And be very strong physically. Whether s/he would be Force-strong? Good question. I don't know whether it would be possible for a half-Vong to be Force-sensitive. Maybe s/he would just have a very strong "Vongsense" (I mean the Vongs' equivalent to Force sensitivity, which Shimmra seems to have), maybe nothing like that.

 

Not even a Kaminoan geneticist, could have predicted that one!

Seriously, the only word that comes to mind is: "Trouble" A possibly Force-sensitive half-Vong, borught up with Sith teachings and the warrior codes of the YV?

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

 

Someone should write a fic staring this kid, it'd rock just to see what it could do.

~Priestess

 

A very ugly, demented, and unpopular freak.

Imagine the scene at the schoolyard.

"Mommy, Daddy, those kids said mean things to me!"

"Right son. Wait here. Your mother and I will teach them some manners..."

//Yuuzhan Vong warrior whips out amphistaff, crying "Do'ro'ik
vong pratte!", and hurling razor and thud bugs at offending kids, who merely said that his child was bald. Lumiya raises arm, and lightning leaps forth, frying several kids and throwing them like rag dolls. The Yuuzhan Vong warrior reaches the kids, and all hell breaks loose...

You can guess the rest ...

 

Hey, that's stop the teasing though!

~Preistess

 

Mm...I wonder what would happen if the class needed a lesson on the computers?

 

Hmmm, I think the Yuuzhan Vong might have an issue with that.

~Priestess

 

"I can't take computer lessons, it goes against my dad's religion!"

 

"If I touch the computer I will be soiled by the evil of the infadels."

"Then how come you have a lightsaber?"

"Shut up, that's a totally different thing. Don't make me call my mommy!"

 

This thread is funny

If the kid gets in trouble:

Mommy! Daddy! That teacher put me in the corner!

//see earlier post for what happens next...

 

"What did you learn in school today, Sweetheart?"


*kid limps in missing an arm, and eye and half of his face*

"Not to mess with that Yuuzhan Vong-Sith girl."

~Priestess

 

//teacher reaches home, missing leg, hand, and hair

Wife: What happened?

Teacher: I, err, put this ugly kid in the corner. His parents weren't, err, happy...

Wife: So sue them! They can't maliciously maul you, honey!

Teacher: Umm, I'd, err, rather not. Maybe you should meet them. They followed me home

//in walks Lumiya and Yuuzhan Vong

//wife faints

 

Iron_Fist ROTFL!!!!!!


*Yuuzhan Vong on Dating*

Boyfriend: Hello, sor. I'm here to go out with your daughter.

YV: You're an infadel.

B/F: Well, yes. I go to school with your daughter.

YV: You have a mechanical device. You must die and be sacraficed to the gods! *Vong battle cry as she starts ripping the date apart*

Child: Daddy! Daddy don't! Mommy make him stop!

Lumiya: Oh, for the love of Palpatine! I told you not to bring anyone with machines home. You know how your father gets. I'm sure you'll find another.

Child: But Mommy! That was the only boy in my class Daddy hadn't killed!

~Priestess

 

ROTFL!!!!

LOL!!!!!

 

This thread is great!

 

*A Sith-Vong Christmas*

~In the Photo place at the mall~

YV: I refuse to wear this. It is an abomonation!

Lumiya: I want a family holo of us and I swear I will get one if it means your head!

YV: I'm not letting some infadel try to capture my image. *Lumiya beats him with the Force whip* Lumiya!

Lumiya: What, you know you like it.

Child: COME ON! WE'RE IN PUBLIC YOU TWO! WE GET ENOUGH STARES ALREADY! *pretends she's not with her parents*

(fill in the rest)

~Priestess

 

LOL!!!

This thread has sort of degenerated into the "How a kid with Lumiya and a Yuuzhan Vong warrior as parents gets through everyday life"...

 

*shrugs* I've always wondered what kind of kid would come from PoT...

 

Iron_Fist: It was going to happen eventually.

Grand_Admiral_Jello: Um...Oooook


Today's installment in the continuing saga....

*Playground Wars*

Kid1: My Dad is the coolest dad in the entire galaxy!

Kid2: Oh yea, prove it.

Kid1: My Dad has a new starship that isn't even on the market yet!

The Child(I'm working on a name): Starships are abmoninable creations made and used by uneducated infadels.

Kid1: No one asked you.

Kid2: Yea. And my Dad beats your dad, Timmy, my Dad is a Jedi.

The Child: Jedi are fools who don't understand the true power of the Force.

Timmy(kid1): We told you to scram, you freak.

Kid2: Beat it you ugly breeding mistake.

The Child: I suggest you take those remarks back.

Timmy: What ya gonna do about it?

The Chid: *pulls out an amphistaf/Force whip creation and kills the boys* *Looks at the other kids on the playground* Anyone else got something to say?

Kids: *back away with their hands up shaking their heads*

The Child: I didn't think so. *runs off to play kickball*

~Priestess

 

LOL.

He goes off to play kickball??
Why not DROID CRUSHERS??? Much more suitable for a kid of his lineage

 

*TV Time*

"The Kid" arrives home, and Lumiya seats him in front of the HoloTV. A few minutes later, a wild crash comes from the front room.

LUMIYA: <Kid>! Get back in the Embrace of Pain! *Sighs* That's the eigth time this week...*clears up broken TV, gets a new one*

//Generic Japanese-Robot-Cartoon TV Series comes on.

KID: What is this filfth! Abominations! Ack!

//"The Kid" has an eppilectic fit

KID: It is now a matter of honour! I will not rest until all HoloTVs have been destroyed!

*sets off on an honour crusade*

 

LOL!!

Today's Installment

*The Kitten*

Jenara(look I named her): But Daaaaaady!!!

YV: Oh *swears in Yuuzhan Vong*

Lumiya: I've told you about that language *hits him with Force whip*

Jenara: Please, Mommy, I'll take good care of her. Isn't she cute?

Lumiya: She's pink. There is no way anything pink is going to live in my house.

Jenara: *turns to the YV* Daddy, feel her. Isn't she soft? We could train her to be evila dn I could take her to school and destroy all the machines.

YV: Jenara. No.

Jenara: Pweeeese, I'll never touch my comlink again, I swear.

YV and Lumiya: NO!

Jenara: I'll let you sacrifice my class to the Yuuzhan Vong gods.

YV: Keep talking...

Jenara: There's a Jedi in my vclass, Daddy, you can kill him. I'll show you where him and his family live.

YV: Let's go!

Jenara: Only if I get to keep the kitty.

Lumiya: *rolls eyes* Can't you see she is manipulating you?

YV: Yes, I know. But I know the parents of this Jedi boy is one of those Solo brats.

Lumiya: Really?

YV: Yes, my love.

Lumiya: *grabs her Force whip and puts on her cloak* Come on, sweetie. We'll go to the store and buy some food for this thing. After you takes us to kill the Jedi.

Jenara: Promise?

Lumiya: Would I lie to you?