Have a little fun with this quiz on What Kind of Star Wars Fan Are You? No surprise here: You are a Basher! No one knows why exactly you're in Star Wars fandom, hanging around for hours on major message boards talking about how much you hate everything about the storyline, performances, direction, and special effects. But you know for sure that you're the only *true* fan--the others are just Lucas-worshipping sheep. These movies had the potential to be great, if only they'd been something, you know, *different.* Cooler. You hate everything wrought by George Lucas, and think he should hand the reins to the makers of The Matrix or Lord of the Rings before he does anymore damage.