Warning: Eating this will make you look like and start talking like that Mr. Creosote guy from Monty Python
I'm not saying we should have capital punishment for stupidity, but maybe we should remove all the warning labels and let natural selection do its thing.
Yeah I can't think of another LAWSUIT reason why they would LAWSUIT want to have warning labels like that, even if it's common LAWSUIT knowledge that you shouldn't interact LAWSUIT with the substance that way.