Oceania What Leads to the Dark side????

really bad catch phrases, which leads to ...

 

...massive pimple outbreak...

massive pimple outbreak leads to...

 

...a rapid increase in sales for Clearasil, inversely proportional to a rapid decline in the birthrates, which leads to ...

 

No more prams on busses and trams! which leads to...

 

Swearing on Public Transport which leads to...

 

swear jars on public transport, which leads to ...

 

...the answer to all our economic problems, which leads to ...

 

reduced fees for ... well everything ... which leads to ...

 

...increased disposable income to blow on needlessly extravagant doohickeys which leads to...

 

more people lining up at centrelink, which could lead to ...

 

An increase in tent sales, which leads to...

 

an added increase in baked bean sales, which leads to ...

 

Gas emissions breaching Kyoto standards, which leads to...

 

even further increase in sales of perfumes and air freshners, which can just about lead to ...

 

A massive increase in France's GDP, which leads to...

 

...the French taking over the world for 5 minutes, then surrendering which leads to...

 

...Americans renaming French Fries to "Up yours Frenchies" Fries, which leads to...

 

A massive increase in the sales of french fries in all countries other than France, which leads to...

 

A similar increase in sales of French Toast, which leads to ...

 

Which leads to a decline in sales of croissants

which leads to....

 

...Revolution!!! Which leads to...

 

...Miss Aayla Secura being named Queen of the World, which leads to....

 

Johnnage feeling like an evil henchman, which leads to....

 

..gross misuse of power, which leads to...