Oceania What Leads to the Dark side????

The hospital, which leads to.......

 

Further sickness

Further sickness leads to...

 

A clogged up Hospital system wih underpaid nurses, which leads to......

 

"nurses" looking for "other work"...

which leads to...

 

An abundance in sexy female assasins for hire, which leads to.....

 

Equal Opportunity legislation for the death industry

which leads to...

 

Mr and Mrs Smith becoming a social comment rather than a big budget explosion/ cleavage movie, which leads to......

 

... a huge influx of saline and collagen implants, which leads to...

 

pamela anderson clones, which leads to...

 

Built in airbags...which leads to...

 

Redundance in crash test dummies, which leads to....

 

...crash-test dummies taking over the world in a very bloody coup, which leads to...

 

Crash-test politicians which leads to...

 

Armies full of SpudTroopers, which lead to...

 

Mr Potato Head becoming President, which leads to...

 

Mrs Potato Head being Queen, which leads to...

 

Darth Tater becoming president Head's Dark apprentice and all around shifty muscle- which leads to....

 

Spud Wars, which may just lead to ...

 

con the fruiterer making propaganda war films, which leads to....

 

advertisements for fruit and veg that no-one eats, which leads to ...

 

Piss weak soldiers who eat juicy fruits, which leads to....

 

an abundance of strangers knocking on our doors and tearing down our houses because of a lack of decent defensive stations on the coastal regions .... which leads to ....

 

Santa giving up his bodyguards, which leads to:
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the easter bunny going on a rampage, which leads to...

 

A chocolate epidemic!, which leads to...