Um... "sw" what? Seriously, I'm dying to post that mad-libs story, it's high-larious! Oh, pretty pleaaaase with sugar on top post it here!!! I'm dying to read it too! Or at least put it up on your website... I'll even admit that LuleÃ¥ is better than UmeÃ¥ and that Koti Pizza are the best. Or I could go after my scissors. Cutting through dreadlocks... is like cutting through warm butter. Muahahahahaaa!!!