JCC What Offends You?

I hope I do....but what else, man....what ELSE?

 

Pigeons.
The movie franchise "The Land Before Time".
The Daily Mail.

 

simultaneously everything and nothing at all.

 

Eating apples in public.

 

Not being able to order soup at Denny's in the morning.

 

The modern culture of being offended all the time offends me. Most of the time.

 

What this thread will presumably become within, oh, ten or so more posts.

 

Water.

 

Hotpockets?

 

Indecisiveness.

 

Harm to children and animals.

Also Donald Trump.

 

Spandau Ballet

 

More speficically the modern culture of being offended for stupid reasons.

 

Myself.

 

gum chewing

 

The Roman Catholic Church.

 

I'm offended that people can shield themselves from criticism about the things they find offensive by labeling that thing they find offensive a "pet peeve." Pet peeves are my pet peeve, but many people are offended when I tell them that.

 

I maintain that the VHS sequels were pretty good up until they went off the rails with space dinosaurs in VII. Journey Through the Mists was always my favorite.

 

Reylo ships.

 

Calling McDonald's a restaurant.

 

There's an Italian restaurant in my wife's home town. They are so offended by people asking for pizza that they've put a sign on the door:

"THIS IS A RESTAURANT. WE DO NOT SERVE PIZZA."

the takeaway is that a pizzeria is not a restaurant. It's a pizza ****ing ria

 

Nothing can exist before time - there literally cannot be a land before time. Therefore, the movie is fundamentally wrong on a scientific level.