Discussion in 'Episode IV: No Spoilers Allowed' started by Tontor, Mar 28, 2006.
Empire of the Sith
It's going to be the opposite of "The Phantom Menace". Perhaps "The Corporeal Benevolence"?
star wars episode 4: the voyage home
The Rising Hero
The Creeping Fear
Episode IV for Vendetta.
"A new Hope"
That's just about the dumbest title I've ever heard.
IV- Is the Death Star Finished yet?
I actually like the title "A New Hope." It was on the last track of the ROTS OST so maybe it was hinting at the next films title.
Damn, you beat me to it. You know what that means?! Two sources with the same title! It must be the right one!
Maybe it will be a political piece about our times dipicting the battle between the right and left and they'll call it something like
Vader vs. Nader
Make that 4 sources:
Children Of The Force
Rise Of The Jedi
Vengeance Of The Jedi
Return Of The Jedi
Dark Lords Of The Sith
Legacy Of The Force
It's kinda hard to guess until we know more about the plot...
I like Return of the Jedi, it works well with Revenge of the Sith.
Thanks! Of course I'm just riffing on the now-famous story of how GL wanted EIII to be "Return Of The Sith" and Rick told him "Sounds weak" and GL came back with "Revenge"...he *never* throws anything away...I'm betting on the title!
Yoda nearly succumbs to the dreadful loneliness of isolation, until one day, a fetching young "swampsheep" herder catches his eye and...
...the entire theater chokes on popcorn.
"The 40-Year-Old Vader"
"Episode IV: Indiana Jones and the Quest for Entertainment"
Han Solo's twin brother blasts his way into a Mos Eisley cantina and rescues our beloved saga from self-indulgence and boredom. After brokering deal with rebel fugitives in cantina, Indy, Chewie and Obi Wan beat the snot out of a band of imposters who've been claiming to be Darth Vader and Obi Wan Kenobi
but under Wookie headlocks at last admit to just being members of an infamously bad acting troupe despised throughout the Galaxy. After dispatching the abysmal actors into the Sarlacc, Indy tag teams his bro Solo, who marches back into our tale and says "Alright, let's gas up the Falcon, kick this damn story into light speed and I'm going to go nail that cornhole Darth Vader's daughter!" While Obi Wan begins to explain what he's at liberty to divulge to a confused Luke Skywalker in the hopes of preventing a prophecized and cringe-inducing incestuous kiss, R2-D2 calls his bookie, one Lando Calrissian, to place all his money on a 10 to 1 bet that Darth Vader is actually Anakin Skywalker on the hunch that he "knows where this is all heading." He also takes a chance and bets the Rebels to beat the Death Stars 2 to 0. Luke frowns and ponders "That hot chick can't really be my sister..."
Han Solo's twin brother ...
Who's Han Solo? Someone from the EU?
Yeah, he was gonna be in Episode III on Kashyyk, but I heard they deleted his scenes. He's some kind of pirate or scoundrel...
The Return of Aurra Sing!
What about that thing they were building at the end of RotS?
The Ultimate Weapon?
The Creeping Fear
Warrior_of_Mandalore Strikes Again!
I am hoping that we finally get to see the slaves freed from Tatooine; let's call it:
Star Wars: The Twin Suns