Toronto What sort of Wizard are you?

Found this in the movie magazine and we didn't get though it at the Harry Potter flick.

So the question is, where will you end up. Are a Gryffindor? Slimy Slytherin? Find out what the sorting hat will call for you.

Answer the following questions. No looking ahead for the answers.

 

1) Your best friend was sick all month and now she's going to fail her math exam. Do you:

a - stay up helping her all night.
b - loan her your perfect set of notes.
c - explain the situation to your teacher and demand he propone the exam.
d - steal a copy of the exam off the teachers desk. He'll never know!

2) Your little sister is so annoying! Do you:

a - deal with it. She's your sister.
b - hide your nose in a book and hope she goes away.
c - Run away from home so she can't find you.
d - turn her into a tadpole.

 

Hi Shmi, how are you doing today?

I think I belong in the same group as Harry, what about you?

What did you think of the movie? I saw it a few weeks ago and loved it. I cannot wait until the next book #5.

I have to run, hope to talk to you soon,
Lyn

 

3) There's a toy at the mall you really want, but you've got no money. Do you:

a - Get a part time job and save up for it.
b - give you mom a well researched list of reasons why you can't live without it.
c - catch someone shoplifting it and ask the manager for the toy as a reward.
d - Shoplift it and look out for people who have answered "c".

4) You open you lunch and see an eggplant sandwich. Do you:

a - Eat it. Mom made the sandwich for you.
b - explain to your parents that peanut butter has protein fiber and vitamins.
c - gobble it up. It takes guts to eat eggplant.
d - tell some kid with pizza that you'll trade him for your chocolate sandwich.

 

Hi lynora (Mike) loong time no hear. I have meant to private mesage you to pick up the latest Star Wars insider because there's all kinds onf stuff on Jango fett. They introduce and interview the actor with some pictures. Pick it up if you see it.

Anyway on with the quiz..

 

I'm the sort of Wizard full of advertising cleverly disguised as comic journalism.

 

5) It's your birthday and you're getting a pet. Do you ask for:
a - a puppy, so yoy can have a loyal pal.
b - a chimpanzee, you you can teach it sign language.
c - a horse, so you can see the world.
d - a shark to put in your moat.

6) You've written the story of your life. Do you call it:
a - How hard work changed my life.
b - Me an in-depth analysis.
c - My fantabulous life Vol. 1 The playground years.
d - I didn't do it. The case for the defence.




Now for the answers. NO CHEATING!!!

 

Heh, heh. All jounalists are Slytherin.

If you trying to peek for the answers then look no further. You're a Slytherin and you don't need to bother taking the test.

Cheater! Cheater!

 

If your answers are mostly:


A's You are Hufflepuff - loyal patient and true.
B's You are Ravenclaw - wise and scholarly.
C's You are Gryfinddor - you are daring and have guts.
D's You are Slytherin - you are cunning and will do almost anything to get what you want.

 

I was considering answering this in a lengthy and self-indulgent way, but I thought better of it. I could go on about the four ways split being too simplistic and unworkable and relative merits of the four philosophies, but not here. We're not meeting again until LotR - it'll be something to discuss in line for all us saddoes ;-)

 

I'm with Eric on this one; albeit not for philosophical reasons, or for the odd fact that these questions seem to have very little to do with Harry Potter, but rather based on the assumption that school-segregation is immaterial when compared to childhood aspirations.

And to this end, I propose that everyone in the world only be allowed to do whatever job they wanted when they five years old. Just imagine; cowboys, nurses, astronauts, ballerinas, and race car drivers as far as the eye can see.

(Plus my one friend who always wanted to be a chicken.)

 

3 a's 2 d's. if ti was a six question quiz I mgiht actually be contradictory.

 

I got 2 A's, 2 D's and 2 C's

So that means I go to Hufflepuff for 2 years, Slytherin for 2 and Gryfinddor for the last 3!!

Need another couple questions!

Shaden

 

I just noticed this again... I got off on a wrong track. So am I a Gandalf, a Saruman, a Radagast, or one of the other two nobody's ever heard of?