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Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm talking about before the movie even comes out. Here are a few of mine:

    STAR WARS 7 RELEASE PUSHED TO 2025

    STAR WARS 7 TO BE MADE AS "FOUND FOOTAGE" FILM

    JASON FRIEDBERG AND AARON SELTZER CONFIRMED AS DIRECTORS OF NEW STAR WARS
     
  2. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    WORLD ENDS, STAR WARS CANCELLED.
     
  3. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    STAR WARS EPISODE VII TO BE TITLED: JAR JAR'S GREAT ADVENTURE!

    Oh wait, you asked for headlines I didn't want to see! :D
     
  4. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    Film to be set 100 years after ROTJ.
     
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  5. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    EPISODE VII IS NOT FAKE WORKING TITLE FOR EWOK ADVENTURE PART 3
     
  6. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    Whoops. Did we say Episdoe VII as part of a new trilogy, we meant--NEW HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
     
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  7. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    STAR WARS 7 OPENS. NO ONE CALLS IN TO WORK.
     
  8. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    STAR WARS: LUCAS TROLLS FANS
     
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  9. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    Could anything be worse than a spoiler headline before you see the film? Please, no announcing deaths or twists.

    (I'm looking at you, Harry Knowles)
     
  10. KED12345

    KED12345 Jedi Master star 4

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    STAR WARS: EPISODE 7 -- M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TO DIRECT STAR WARS EPISODE VII, ORIGINAL CAST TO BE RECAST WITH MARK WAHLBERG, BRUCE WILLUS, AND ZOOEY DESCHANEL.
     
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  11. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    STAR WARS: EPISODE 7 TO STAR WILL FERRELL
     
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  12. my kind of scum

    my kind of scum Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    STAR WARS SEVEN TO BE HELMED BY TARANTINO
     
  13. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    Spock to appear in Episode 7.
     
  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    KARDASHIAN POWERS UP FOR "JEDI GRAND MASTER" ROLE IN EP.7 "Omigawd" says reality star.
     
  15. THE PortmanLuvva

    THE PortmanLuvva Jedi Knight star 2

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    Star Wars Episode VII: Cancelled
     
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  16. yggdrasil311

    yggdrasil311 Jedi Master star 3

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    Pretty much any headline that could possibly link some garbage pop star/singer, with no acting talent, to a role in the movies.
     
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  17. Revenge of the Dak

    Revenge of the Dak Jedi Knight star 1

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    To be directed by the Lucas daughters
     
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  18. gregvader123

    gregvader123 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    "Hayden Christensen to reprise his role as Anakin Skywalker!"

    Unfortunately I think this has a good chance of being a reality.
     
  19. Allana_Rey

    Allana_Rey Jedi Master star 4

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    Mark Hammil, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford won't be returning.

    Vader to be resurrected.

    The Sequel Trilogy is cancelled.

    VII is really a Old Republic prequel.
     
  20. stellarmagic01

    stellarmagic01 Jedi Master star 4

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    Justin Beiber signed as new Norman Skywalker, Fans Appalled.

    Star Wars Episode VII will be Completely Computer Generated.

    Star Wars Episode VII will be a Musical.
     
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  21. Lando's Little Maneuver

    Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Padawan star 2

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    EPISODE VII PRODUCERS TO TARGET TEEN AUDIENCES WITH ROMANTIC VAMPIRE PLOT AND DRIFT RACING
     
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  22. gregvader123

    gregvader123 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    An Ewok musical.
     
  23. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    Starring: SNOOKIE!!!!
     
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  24. HankSolo

    HankSolo Jedi Knight star 3

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    LADY GAGA TO APPEAR IN STAR WARS.

    KEVIN COSTNER TO APPEAR IN 'DANCES WITH JEDI' SPINOFF.
     
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  25. KilroyMcFadden

    KilroyMcFadden Jedi Knight star 3

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    After recent GL interviews, my expectations are once again so low, that I don't think there is a headline that would make me #VaderNooooooooooo.