Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    Yes exactly, that's headlines NOONE wants to see.
  2. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    SEASAME STREET CAST WILL BE JOINING STAR WARS 7 MOVIE
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  3. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    Yay! That would be Great! HAPPY FUN TIME!!!!!
  4. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    And in 2005, some said it was too much like 9/11...
  5. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    You misunderstood me, sir! I said I would like to see that headline! Read through the post again, you'll understand.:D
  6. SithLord_1270 Jedi Grand Master

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    EP VII is now an animated musical. With more Jar-Jar & more Ewoks
    With Justin Beiber as Luke, Lindsay Lohan as Leia,
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  7. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    In Star Wars episode VII, staring Mike Meyers. Dr. Evil warps into the past to a distant galaxy and Austin Powers must follow him.
  8. Boxster Force Ghost

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    I waited years for new SW movies news so, all the post in this thread are effing scary to read!
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  9. Darthbane2007 Force Ghost

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    " MICHAEL BAY SIGNS ON TO DIRECT NEW TRILOGY; MORE BAYPLOSIONS!"

    " JAR-JAR WILL BE FOCUS OF NEW TRILOGY"

    " MARK HAMILL, CARRIE FISHER, AND HARRISON FORD REFUSE TO DO ANYMORE STAR WARS FILMS"

    " GEORGE LUCAS PASSES AWAY"
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  10. Fleab88 Jedi Grand Master

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    AVERAGE FANS IN CHARGE OF STORYLINE

    BAY AS DIRECTOR CASTS MEGAN FOX AS PROTAGONIST

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN SIGNS ON TO PLAY LUKE'S SON

    NO FORCE IN EPISODE VII
  11. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    You should not encourage the people on this forum to commit suicide. :D
  12. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    Who would want that as the title besides you (no offense)?
  13. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    It's just me being a smart-ass really, clealry I wouldn't want Jar Jar to be the main character of the ST that would be silly.:D
  14. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    STAR WARS 7 REVEALED TO BE A FAKE, GOVERMENT SUING DISNEY AND LUCAS AND BANNING STAR WARS

    Has the world gone mad?!
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  15. Joe Force Ghost

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    STAR WARS 7 TO BE 5 HOURS OF C-SPAN FOOTAGE SET TO ICE ICE BABY.
  16. MrFantastic74 Jedi Grand Master

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    NEW STAR WARS FLICK TO BE 'STAR TREK CROSSOVER', ORIGINAL STAR TREK CAST TO STAR
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  17. Ridley Solo Force Ghost

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    WORLD AWAKENS TO FIND THAT THE MATRIX IS TRUE...THERE IS NO STAR WARS.

    :eek: :_|

    That would be the only headline I would truely go nuts over.
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  18. MrFantastic74 Jedi Grand Master

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    RANDY NEWMAN TO SCORE NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY
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  19. mes520 Jedi Grand Master

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    EU TO BE FORGOTTEN COMPLETELY

    EPISODE VII NOT HAPPENING

    JOHN WILLIAMS NOT DOING THE MUSIC

    JUSTIN BIEBER CASTS IN EP VII

    KARDASHIAN CASTS IN EP VII
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  20. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    EPISODE VII TO BE DISCO THEMED WITH SOUNDTRACK WRITTEN BY THE BEE GEES
  21. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    The villain in ep vii will sound like tom hardy's bane. the protagonist will sound like chrisrian bal's batman
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  22. I_Died_Once Jedi Master

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    STAR WARS EPISODE VII - PIGS IN SPACE! (the skits they did on The Muppets...)

    KEVIN SMITH TO DIRECT EPISODE VII - ALL CHARACTERS TO HAVE GOATEES

    EPISODE VII - THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

    NEXT NEW PLANET IN STAR WARS UNIVERSE - TRANSSEXUAL IN THE GALAXY OF TRANSYLVANIA

    HEAVY METAL & STAR WARS CROSSOVER - THE RETURN OF THE LOC-NAR

    COMING SOON - STAR WARS EPISODE VII SOUNDTRACK!! FEATURING LADY GAGA, ONE DIRECTION, AND KE$HA! BONUS TRACK FROM KANYE WEST!

    STARRING PARIS HILTON AS: THE SARLAC PIT!

    LINDSAY LOHAN "I DON'T WANT TO USE DEATH STICKS ANYMORE. I WISH TO GO HOME AND RETHINK MY LIFE!"

    NEW STAR WARS BADDIE: THE KILLER RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

    STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FISCAL CLIFF
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  23. the_sinister_hologram Jedi Grand Master

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    In the theater no one can hear you scream.
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  24. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    OMG that is funny. A friend and me were making fun of their weird voices tonight at work. Bane's especially.
  25. Joe Force Ghost

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    STAR WARS 7 TO REUNITE BACKSTREET BOYS
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