Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.
Yes exactly, that's headlines NOONE wants to see.
SEASAME STREET CAST WILL BE JOINING STAR WARS 7 MOVIE
Yay! That would be Great! HAPPY FUN TIME!!!!!
And in 2005, some said it was too much like 9/11...
You misunderstood me, sir! I said I would like to see that headline! Read through the post again, you'll understand.
EP VII is now an animated musical. With more Jar-Jar & more Ewoks
With Justin Beiber as Luke, Lindsay Lohan as Leia,
In Star Wars episode VII, staring Mike Meyers. Dr. Evil warps into the past to a distant galaxy and Austin Powers must follow him.
I waited years for new SW movies news so, all the post in this thread are effing scary to read!
" MICHAEL BAY SIGNS ON TO DIRECT NEW TRILOGY; MORE BAYPLOSIONS!"
" JAR-JAR WILL BE FOCUS OF NEW TRILOGY"
" MARK HAMILL, CARRIE FISHER, AND HARRISON FORD REFUSE TO DO ANYMORE STAR WARS FILMS"
" GEORGE LUCAS PASSES AWAY"
AVERAGE FANS IN CHARGE OF STORYLINE
BAY AS DIRECTOR CASTS MEGAN FOX AS PROTAGONIST
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN SIGNS ON TO PLAY LUKE'S SON
NO FORCE IN EPISODE VII
You should not encourage the people on this forum to commit suicide.
Who would want that as the title besides you (no offense)?
It's just me being a smart-ass really, clealry I wouldn't want Jar Jar to be the main character of the ST that would be silly.
STAR WARS 7 REVEALED TO BE A FAKE, GOVERMENT SUING DISNEY AND LUCAS AND BANNING STAR WARS
Has the world gone mad?!
STAR WARS 7 TO BE 5 HOURS OF C-SPAN FOOTAGE SET TO ICE ICE BABY.
NEW STAR WARS FLICK TO BE 'STAR TREK CROSSOVER', ORIGINAL STAR TREK CAST TO STAR
WORLD AWAKENS TO FIND THAT THE MATRIX IS TRUE...THERE IS NO STAR WARS.
That would be the only headline I would truely go nuts over.
RANDY NEWMAN TO SCORE NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY
EU TO BE FORGOTTEN COMPLETELY
EPISODE VII NOT HAPPENING
JOHN WILLIAMS NOT DOING THE MUSIC
JUSTIN BIEBER CASTS IN EP VII
KARDASHIAN CASTS IN EP VII
EPISODE VII TO BE DISCO THEMED WITH SOUNDTRACK WRITTEN BY THE BEE GEES
The villain in ep vii will sound like tom hardy's bane. the protagonist will sound like chrisrian bal's batman
STAR WARS EPISODE VII - PIGS IN SPACE! (the skits they did on The Muppets...)
KEVIN SMITH TO DIRECT EPISODE VII - ALL CHARACTERS TO HAVE GOATEES
EPISODE VII - THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!
NEXT NEW PLANET IN STAR WARS UNIVERSE - TRANSSEXUAL IN THE GALAXY OF TRANSYLVANIA
HEAVY METAL & STAR WARS CROSSOVER - THE RETURN OF THE LOC-NAR
COMING SOON - STAR WARS EPISODE VII SOUNDTRACK!! FEATURING LADY GAGA, ONE DIRECTION, AND KE$HA! BONUS TRACK FROM KANYE WEST!
STARRING PARIS HILTON AS: THE SARLAC PIT!
LINDSAY LOHAN "I DON'T WANT TO USE DEATH STICKS ANYMORE. I WISH TO GO HOME AND RETHINK MY LIFE!"
NEW STAR WARS BADDIE: THE KILLER RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FISCAL CLIFF
In the theater no one can hear you scream.
OMG that is funny. A friend and me were making fun of their weird voices tonight at work. Bane's especially.
STAR WARS 7 TO REUNITE BACKSTREET BOYS