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Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Yes exactly, that's headlines NOONE wants to see.
     
  2. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    SEASAME STREET CAST WILL BE JOINING STAR WARS 7 MOVIE
     
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  3. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Yay! That would be Great! HAPPY FUN TIME!!!!!
     
  4. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And in 2005, some said it was too much like 9/11...
     
  5. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You misunderstood me, sir! I said I would like to see that headline! Read through the post again, you'll understand.:D
     
  6. SithLord_1270

    SithLord_1270 Jedi Knight star 3

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    EP VII is now an animated musical. With more Jar-Jar & more Ewoks
    With Justin Beiber as Luke, Lindsay Lohan as Leia,
     
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  7. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    In Star Wars episode VII, staring Mike Meyers. Dr. Evil warps into the past to a distant galaxy and Austin Powers must follow him.
     
  8. Boxster

    Boxster Jedi Knight star 1

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    I waited years for new SW movies news so, all the post in this thread are effing scary to read!
     
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  9. Darthbane2007

    Darthbane2007 Jedi Master star 4

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    " MICHAEL BAY SIGNS ON TO DIRECT NEW TRILOGY; MORE BAYPLOSIONS!"

    " JAR-JAR WILL BE FOCUS OF NEW TRILOGY"

    " MARK HAMILL, CARRIE FISHER, AND HARRISON FORD REFUSE TO DO ANYMORE STAR WARS FILMS"

    " GEORGE LUCAS PASSES AWAY"
     
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  10. Fleab88

    Fleab88 Jedi Master star 4

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    AVERAGE FANS IN CHARGE OF STORYLINE

    BAY AS DIRECTOR CASTS MEGAN FOX AS PROTAGONIST

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN SIGNS ON TO PLAY LUKE'S SON

    NO FORCE IN EPISODE VII
     
  11. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    You should not encourage the people on this forum to commit suicide. :D
     
  12. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Who would want that as the title besides you (no offense)?
     
  13. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    It's just me being a smart-ass really, clealry I wouldn't want Jar Jar to be the main character of the ST that would be silly.:D
     
  14. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    STAR WARS 7 REVEALED TO BE A FAKE, GOVERMENT SUING DISNEY AND LUCAS AND BANNING STAR WARS

    Has the world gone mad?!
     
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  15. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    STAR WARS 7 TO BE 5 HOURS OF C-SPAN FOOTAGE SET TO ICE ICE BABY.
     
  16. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    NEW STAR WARS FLICK TO BE 'STAR TREK CROSSOVER', ORIGINAL STAR TREK CAST TO STAR
     
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  17. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Master star 4

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    WORLD AWAKENS TO FIND THAT THE MATRIX IS TRUE...THERE IS NO STAR WARS.

    :eek: :_|

    That would be the only headline I would truely go nuts over.
     
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  18. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    RANDY NEWMAN TO SCORE NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY
     
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  19. mes520

    mes520 Jedi Master star 4

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    EU TO BE FORGOTTEN COMPLETELY

    EPISODE VII NOT HAPPENING

    JOHN WILLIAMS NOT DOING THE MUSIC

    JUSTIN BIEBER CASTS IN EP VII

    KARDASHIAN CASTS IN EP VII
     
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  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    EPISODE VII TO BE DISCO THEMED WITH SOUNDTRACK WRITTEN BY THE BEE GEES
     
  21. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    The villain in ep vii will sound like tom hardy's bane. the protagonist will sound like chrisrian bal's batman
     
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  22. I_Died_Once

    I_Died_Once Jedi Padawan

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    STAR WARS EPISODE VII - PIGS IN SPACE! (the skits they did on The Muppets...)

    KEVIN SMITH TO DIRECT EPISODE VII - ALL CHARACTERS TO HAVE GOATEES

    EPISODE VII - THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

    NEXT NEW PLANET IN STAR WARS UNIVERSE - TRANSSEXUAL IN THE GALAXY OF TRANSYLVANIA

    HEAVY METAL & STAR WARS CROSSOVER - THE RETURN OF THE LOC-NAR

    COMING SOON - STAR WARS EPISODE VII SOUNDTRACK!! FEATURING LADY GAGA, ONE DIRECTION, AND KE$HA! BONUS TRACK FROM KANYE WEST!

    STARRING PARIS HILTON AS: THE SARLAC PIT!

    LINDSAY LOHAN "I DON'T WANT TO USE DEATH STICKS ANYMORE. I WISH TO GO HOME AND RETHINK MY LIFE!"

    NEW STAR WARS BADDIE: THE KILLER RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

    STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FISCAL CLIFF
     
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  23. the_sinister_hologram

    the_sinister_hologram Jedi Knight star 3

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    In the theater no one can hear you scream.
     
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  24. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    OMG that is funny. A friend and me were making fun of their weird voices tonight at work. Bane's especially.
     
  25. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    STAR WARS 7 TO REUNITE BACKSTREET BOYS
     
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