Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.
NOOOOOOO!!!! Say It's not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ep vii to break title tradition. unlike the previous first films of the two trilogies, it will not be an article, followed by an adjective followed by a noun
That might be so bad...
Kristen Stewart lands lead role in Star Wars: Episode VII
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN NOT RETURNING TO PLAY GHOST ANAKIN, DISNEY THOUGHT JUSTIN BEIBER WOULD SELL MORE TOYS.
" JUSTIN BIEBER CONFIRMED TO PLAY BEN SKYWALKER"
" GEORGE LUCAS DIES"
" JOEL SCHUMACHER CONFIRMED TO DIRECT VII"
Jeff Probst to appear as 'Jedi Survivor' Host in EP 7:
"Yoda, the order has spoken. Leave the Council area immediately."
" VII WILL FEATURE GUNGANS AND EWOKS IN PLACE OF HUMANS"
LUCASFILM BUYS DOMAIN NAME: WWW.EWOKIANGANSTARAP.COM
MISS PIGGY AND KERMIT THE FROG: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW ON THEIR NEW ROLES AND FUTURE OF SW
TENSIONS ON SET AS GEORGE LUCAS GETS DRUNK AND FIRES EVERYONE
PRODUCT PLACEMENT TO BE INTRODUCED TO STAR WARS, NEW TRILOGY SPONSORED BY DEPEND UNDERGARMENTS
Don't tell me that they are Yoda's parents.
Starring Honey Boo Boo!
STAR WARS 7 SOUNDTRACK TO BE 4 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC STRAIGHT
Save us all!
You have GOT to be joking on that.
This is the "headline you do not want to see" thread is it not?
I mean that would be the worst thing possible in Star Wars.
Correction:That would be the worst thing in the UNIVERSE.
HONEY BOO BOO as ALLANA SOLO
Star Wars Episode Seven set to be directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
ROMAN POLANSKI TO DIRECT ALL-TEEN CAST OF NEW STAR WARS FILM!
What? Too soon?
Spielberg tapped to direct Episode VII: The Jedi Who Loved Me
That would be horrible
Grand Admiral Thrawn to appear as main love interest for Akbar
JAINA SOLO TO BE DATING ZEKK, NOT JAG IN THE ST.
Star wars will take a medievel twist on and swap lightsabres for swords.