Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    NOOOOOOO!!!! Say It's not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    Ep vii to break title tradition. unlike the previous first films of the two trilogies, it will not be an article, followed by an adjective followed by a noun
  3. Darthbane2007 Force Ghost

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    That might be so bad...
  4. Lord Optimus Jedi Grand Master

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    Kristen Stewart lands lead role in Star Wars: Episode VII
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  5. Legacy Jedi Endordude Jedi Grand Master

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    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN NOT RETURNING TO PLAY GHOST ANAKIN, DISNEY THOUGHT JUSTIN BEIBER WOULD SELL MORE TOYS.
  6. Darthbane2007 Force Ghost

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    " JUSTIN BIEBER CONFIRMED TO PLAY BEN SKYWALKER"

    " GEORGE LUCAS DIES"

    " JOEL SCHUMACHER CONFIRMED TO DIRECT VII"
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  7. HankSolo Jedi Master

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    Jeff Probst to appear as 'Jedi Survivor' Host in EP 7:

    "Yoda, the order has spoken. Leave the Council area immediately."
  8. Darthbane2007 Force Ghost

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    " VII WILL FEATURE GUNGANS AND EWOKS IN PLACE OF HUMANS"
  9. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    LUCASFILM BUYS DOMAIN NAME: WWW.EWOKIANGANSTARAP.COM

    MISS PIGGY AND KERMIT THE FROG: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW ON THEIR NEW ROLES AND FUTURE OF SW

    TENSIONS ON SET AS GEORGE LUCAS GETS DRUNK AND FIRES EVERYONE
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  10. MrFantastic74 Jedi Grand Master

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    PRODUCT PLACEMENT TO BE INTRODUCED TO STAR WARS, NEW TRILOGY SPONSORED BY DEPEND UNDERGARMENTS
  11. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    Don't tell me that they are Yoda's parents.
  12. Valairy Scot Force Ghost

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    Starring Honey Boo Boo!
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  13. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    STAR WARS 7 SOUNDTRACK TO BE 4 HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC STRAIGHT


    Save us all!
  14. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    You have GOT to be joking on that.
  15. Valairy Scot Force Ghost

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    No?

    This is the "headline you do not want to see" thread is it not?
  16. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    I mean that would be the worst thing possible in Star Wars.


    Correction:That would be the worst thing in the UNIVERSE.
  17. Team Padme Force Ghost

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    HONEY BOO BOO as ALLANA SOLO
  18. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    Star Wars Episode Seven set to be directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
  19. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    ROMAN POLANSKI TO DIRECT ALL-TEEN CAST OF NEW STAR WARS FILM!

    What? Too soon?
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  20. dolphin Chosen One

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    Spielberg tapped to direct Episode VII: The Jedi Who Loved Me
  21. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    That would be horrible
  22. Blue_10 Jedi Master

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    Grand Admiral Thrawn to appear as main love interest for Akbar
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  23. Team Padme Force Ghost

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    JAINA SOLO TO BE DATING ZEKK, NOT JAG IN THE ST.
  24. THE PortmanLuvva Jedi Master

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    Star wars will take a medievel twist on and swap lightsabres for swords.
  25. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    :eek: