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Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    "Casting call for the 'New Big Three' in Star Wars Episode VII: Grand Admiral Thrawn, Mara Jade and Ahsoka Tano"

    "Episode VII: The Chosen One Prophecy Explored"

    And I'll second the ones about "[PT or OT Dead Character Name Here] is Resurrected/Cloned for the Star Wars Sequels"
     
  2. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    BREAKING NEWS: J.J. ABRAMS GETS COLD FEET. REPLACED BY TOM SIX.
     
  3. mattman8907

    mattman8907 Jedi Master star 4

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    [Episode 7] actor dies
     
  4. Ryus

    Ryus Jedi Master star 4

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    Abrams/Lucas promise to fully explain the force.
     
  5. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    EPISODE VII TO BE PORNO AND FILMED IN PORNO-VISION
     
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  6. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well hold on, let's at least find out who the actors are first. :p
     
  7. Obi-Wan21

    Obi-Wan21 Jedi Master star 4

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    -EPISODE VII SPECIAL EDITION IN 2015-

    (What the hell happened to the original?!)
     
  8. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Yeah, I'd only object if there were no dudes.
     
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  9. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    "Critics and Fans pan Star Wars Episode VII for poor performances from the Original and New casts. Fans claim that their childhoods are now destroyed forever"
     
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED DUE TO THE GREAT SADNESS BROUGHT ON BY THE SEQUAL TRILOGY
     
  11. bstnsx704

    bstnsx704 Jedi Master star 3

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    You don't want to see The Human Kouhun?
     
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  12. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    *Shudders* No. Just no.
     
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  13. Original Oatmeal

    Original Oatmeal Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Luke teams up with the Terminator and begins shooting bad people.
     
  14. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    The Disney Channel features the Solo Twins in an extended music video featuring The Beastie Boys' "Fight for Your Right (To Party)":

    Mommy and Daddy and Chewie and Uncle Luke aren't home, let's have some friends over for blue milk and pallie fruit pie. I hope no bad people come!
     
  15. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    DVD commentary will feature Newt Gingrich and Barney Frank arguing for two hours.
     
  17. Legacy Jedi Endordude

    Legacy Jedi Endordude Jedi Knight star 3

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    BREAKING NEWS: SPIDER-MAN WILL JOIN THE CAST OF STAR WARS EPISODE VII BECAUSE THE AVENGERS DON'T WANT HIM!

    wait, I take that back, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
     
  18. Jabari

    Jabari Jedi Master star 1

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    EPISODE VII: THE BIRTH OF YODA
     
  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    LENS CAP WAS ON CAMERA THE WHOLE TIME EPISODE VII WAS BEING FILMED
     
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  20. Visivious Drakarn

    Visivious Drakarn Jedi Master star 3

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    Starring: Simon Pegg.
     
  21. themetresgained

    themetresgained Jedi Knight star 4

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    Boba Fett and/or Mandalorians to play significant role in trilogy.

    A clone of X is the new villain

    New powerful superweapon Y sees (good guys) race against time before it falls into the wrong hands
     
  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    MICHAEL ARNDT LOSES SCRIPT. M NIGH SHYAMALAN BRINGS HIS OWN
     
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  23. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    Exar Kun rises again.
     
  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND SHOT. FILMING OF EPISODE VII DELAYED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
     
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  25. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    I would not want to see a headline that confirmed that any of the made up scoops in the thread "In this thread please fabricate scoops for episode 7-9" actually turned out to be true...