Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Mystery Roach Chosen One

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    I hesitate to even write this...

    R.I.P. John Williams
  2. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    LUCAS BACKS OUT OF DISNEY DEAL. STAR WARS EPISODE VII CANCELLED.





    /LM
  3. DarthMak Force Ghost

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    Star Wars 7 director released due to "creative differences"; Lucas to finish film
    Last edited by DarthMak, Dec 5, 2012
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  4. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    C'mon now. A responsible Star Wars fan makes arrangements to have that day off ahead of time. :p At least i do.

    I know you're joking and everything but the deal's been finalized.
    Last edited by Echo-07, Dec 5, 2012
  5. DarthMak Force Ghost

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    Gary Kurtz "visibly upset" leaving theater after preview screening of "Star Wars 7"
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  6. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    I have a few :

    The Big 3 are being RECAST .
    Jar Jar Binks has a part
    Ewoks have a part
    Hayden Christiansen is reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker
    Episode VII pushed to 2016
    Episode VII is set between 0-20 years after ROTJ
    Episode VII is set 60 + years after ROTJ
    Episode VII title is Rubbish
    Mark Hamill is the only OT actor to reprise his role & as a Force Ghost
    Jake LLoyd reprises his role as Anakin Skywalker
    The Resurrection of Darth Vader or Darth Sidious
    Luke Skywalker was never married
    The Skywalker & Solo Children all have different names than the EU .
    The EU is complete non-canon post ROTJ
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  7. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    LUCAS DETONATES SELF AT STUDIO COMMISSARY.
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  8. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    Ps..........Episode VII is certified Rotten on Rottentomatoes.com
  9. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Another death star
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  10. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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  11. moxlox Jedi Padawan

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    Best!
  12. moxlox Jedi Padawan

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    JAR JAR BINKS TO DIRECT STAR WARS EPISODE VII

    sub-heading: All dialogue to be in Gunganese
  13. mattman8907 Jedi Grand Master

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    'Star Wars' BOX OFFICE BOMBSHELL.
  14. Ender_and_Bean Force Ghost

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    Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez cast as twins (only to realize by the middle thay they were both adopted and aren't at all related) in the first of many Star Wars musical films directed by McG.
  15. mattman8907 Jedi Grand Master

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    i think i would lose faith in hollywood if that happened.
  16. Ender_and_Bean Force Ghost

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    What's crazy us that it would actually make like a billion dollars. Look at Twilight.
  17. Mystery Roach Chosen One

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    Now THAT is a scary thought
  18. THE PortmanLuvva Jedi Master

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    "Advert breaks to be included in major screenings of Star Wars". Will feature new, my little pony Star Wars and New Star Wars barbie etc...
  19. JainaSoloYJK Force Ghost

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    THAT would make the entire movie theme loving community cry...myself included. :_|
  20. Heero_Yuy Chosen One

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    Written and Directed by George Lucas
  21. Bazinga'd SWC / PT / Spinoff Manager - Thread Executioner

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    SAG STRIKE DELAYS PRODUCTION OF EPISODE VII

    or

    DISNEY FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 PROTECTION
    Last edited by Bazinga'd, Dec 5, 2012
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  22. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    The film's main character is the "stir whip" lady from the holiday special and the director is joel schumacher.
    Worse yet, it's really a special enhanced edition of the holiday special.
  23. LANDO_ROCKS Force Ghost

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    Breaking news : Harry Knowles to play Han in Episode 7
  24. Bazinga'd SWC / PT / Spinoff Manager - Thread Executioner

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  25. LawJedi Force Ghost

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    New Studies Show That Spending Time on Star Wars Message Boards Is Detrimental To Health. Doctors Recommend Sunshine And Acknowledging Loved Ones

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