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Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    I hesitate to even write this...

    R.I.P. John Williams
     
  2. Lars_Muul

    Lars_Muul Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    LUCAS BACKS OUT OF DISNEY DEAL. STAR WARS EPISODE VII CANCELLED.





    /LM
     
  3. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Star Wars 7 director released due to "creative differences"; Lucas to finish film
     
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  4. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    C'mon now. A responsible Star Wars fan makes arrangements to have that day off ahead of time. :p At least i do.

    I know you're joking and everything but the deal's been finalized.
     
  5. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Gary Kurtz "visibly upset" leaving theater after preview screening of "Star Wars 7"
     
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  6. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    I have a few :

    The Big 3 are being RECAST .
    Jar Jar Binks has a part
    Ewoks have a part
    Hayden Christiansen is reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker
    Episode VII pushed to 2016
    Episode VII is set between 0-20 years after ROTJ
    Episode VII is set 60 + years after ROTJ
    Episode VII title is Rubbish
    Mark Hamill is the only OT actor to reprise his role & as a Force Ghost
    Jake LLoyd reprises his role as Anakin Skywalker
    The Resurrection of Darth Vader or Darth Sidious
    Luke Skywalker was never married
    The Skywalker & Solo Children all have different names than the EU .
    The EU is complete non-canon post ROTJ
     
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  7. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    LUCAS DETONATES SELF AT STUDIO COMMISSARY.
     
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  8. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Ps..........Episode VII is certified Rotten on Rottentomatoes.com
     
  9. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 12, 2002
    Another death star
     
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  10. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    MUSIC BY THE RZA
     
  11. moxlox

    moxlox Jedi Knight star 1

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Best!
     
  12. moxlox

    moxlox Jedi Knight star 1

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    Nov 1, 2012
    JAR JAR BINKS TO DIRECT STAR WARS EPISODE VII

    sub-heading: All dialogue to be in Gunganese
     
  13. mattman8907

    mattman8907 Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 17, 2012
    'Star Wars' BOX OFFICE BOMBSHELL.
     
  14. Ender_and_Bean

    Ender_and_Bean Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    May 19, 2002
    Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez cast as twins (only to realize by the middle thay they were both adopted and aren't at all related) in the first of many Star Wars musical films directed by McG.
     
  15. mattman8907

    mattman8907 Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 17, 2012
    i think i would lose faith in hollywood if that happened.
     
  16. Ender_and_Bean

    Ender_and_Bean Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What's crazy us that it would actually make like a billion dollars. Look at Twilight.
     
  17. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    Mar 10, 2004
    Now THAT is a scary thought
     
  18. THE PortmanLuvva

    THE PortmanLuvva Jedi Knight star 2

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    Oct 26, 2012
    "Advert breaks to be included in major screenings of Star Wars". Will feature new, my little pony Star Wars and New Star Wars barbie etc...
     
  19. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Master star 4

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    THAT would make the entire movie theme loving community cry...myself included. :_|
     
  20. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Written and Directed by George Lucas
     
  21. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 1, 2012
    SAG STRIKE DELAYS PRODUCTION OF EPISODE VII

    or

    DISNEY FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 PROTECTION
     
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  22. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    The film's main character is the "stir whip" lady from the holiday special and the director is joel schumacher.
    Worse yet, it's really a special enhanced edition of the holiday special.
     
  23. LANDO_ROCKS

    LANDO_ROCKS Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 28, 2002
    Breaking news : Harry Knowles to play Han in Episode 7
     
  24. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Fail!!!
     
  25. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    New Studies Show That Spending Time on Star Wars Message Boards Is Detrimental To Health. Doctors Recommend Sunshine And Acknowledging Loved Ones

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