Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.
I hesitate to even write this...
R.I.P. John Williams
LUCAS BACKS OUT OF DISNEY DEAL. STAR WARS EPISODE VII CANCELLED.
Star Wars 7 director released due to "creative differences"; Lucas to finish film
C'mon now. A responsible Star Wars fan makes arrangements to have that day off ahead of time. At least i do.
I know you're joking and everything but the deal's been finalized.
Gary Kurtz "visibly upset" leaving theater after preview screening of "Star Wars 7"
I have a few :
The Big 3 are being RECAST .
Jar Jar Binks has a part
Ewoks have a part
Hayden Christiansen is reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker
Episode VII pushed to 2016
Episode VII is set between 0-20 years after ROTJ
Episode VII is set 60 + years after ROTJ
Episode VII title is Rubbish
Mark Hamill is the only OT actor to reprise his role & as a Force Ghost
Jake LLoyd reprises his role as Anakin Skywalker
The Resurrection of Darth Vader or Darth Sidious
Luke Skywalker was never married
The Skywalker & Solo Children all have different names than the EU .
The EU is complete non-canon post ROTJ
LUCAS DETONATES SELF AT STUDIO COMMISSARY.
Ps..........Episode VII is certified Rotten on Rottentomatoes.com
Another death star
MUSIC BY THE RZA
JAR JAR BINKS TO DIRECT STAR WARS EPISODE VII
sub-heading: All dialogue to be in Gunganese
'Star Wars' BOX OFFICE BOMBSHELL.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez cast as twins (only to realize by the middle thay they were both adopted and aren't at all related) in the first of many Star Wars musical films directed by McG.
i think i would lose faith in hollywood if that happened.
What's crazy us that it would actually make like a billion dollars. Look at Twilight.
Now THAT is a scary thought
"Advert breaks to be included in major screenings of Star Wars". Will feature new, my little pony Star Wars and New Star Wars barbie etc...
THAT would make the entire movie theme loving community cry...myself included.
Written and Directed by George Lucas
SAG STRIKE DELAYS PRODUCTION OF EPISODE VII
DISNEY FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 PROTECTION
The film's main character is the "stir whip" lady from the holiday special and the director is joel schumacher.
Worse yet, it's really a special enhanced edition of the holiday special.
Breaking news : Harry Knowles to play Han in Episode 7
New Studies Show That Spending Time on Star Wars Message Boards Is Detrimental To Health. Doctors Recommend Sunshine And Acknowledging Loved Ones