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Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. KED12345

    KED12345 Jedi Master star 4

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    I'd tell them to go do more than just suck an egg, to be frank.
     
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  2. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    Yeah I had to bite my tongue to stay within the guidelines of this forum
     
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  3. awesomejedi

    awesomejedi Jedi Knight star 3

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    Episode VII cancelled. Or Justin Beiber cast as a Skywalker son, or anyone really. Nooooooooooooo!
     
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  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    MEL GIBSON TO DIRECT SEQUEL TRILOGY. FILMED ENTIRELY IN HUTTESE. SUBTITLES PROVIDED IN SELECT SHOWINGS
     
  5. Ron Fett

    Ron Fett Jedi Padawan star 1

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    STAR WARS EPISODE VII SUMMER FUN OR SILENT KILLER?
     
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  6. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    COREY FELDMAN WANTS TO BE IN STAR WARS
     
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  7. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Well my friend, your worst fears have been realized.
     
  8. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    I know, that's why I posted it. =P~
     
  9. Ron Fett

    Ron Fett Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Iseewutudidthar
     
  10. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Hand of the Mod Squad and Enforcer of the Realm star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I think we just demonstrated the concept of sarcasm on top of sarcasm :p
     
  11. Lars_Muul

    Lars_Muul Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Actually, it hasn't. It's just been approved, which means that it's moving forward.
    Not that I'm the least bit worried, but since you brought it up...

    Back on topic:

    NO MORE LIGHTSABERS IN STAR WARS!





    "I don't believe what I'm hearing"
    /LM
     
  12. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 9, 2012
    Not my worst fear but definitely NOT a fan.
     
  13. Kyris Cavisek

    Kyris Cavisek Jedi Knight star 4

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    STAR WARS EP 7 TIMETRAVEL FILM REVISTS THE ORIGINAL FILMS
     
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  14. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    JOHNNY DEPP TO PLAY EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN EPISODE VII
     
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  15. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    DISNEY BUYS PLATINUM DUNES - FOLDS INTO LUCASFILM

    (Bay "thrilled to be working alongside Kennedy")
     
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  16. Darth Swede

    Darth Swede Jedi Knight star 1

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    JOHN WILLIAMS SCORE TO BE REPLACED BY TITLE SCORE FROM DAWSON'S CREEK
     
  17. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First Jedi Youngling star 2

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    damn you I was going to say that! Ha,ha
     
  18. LunarMoth

    LunarMoth Jedi Master star 4

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    Corey Feldman cast in new Star Wars.......
     
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  19. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Master star 4

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    In all seriousness?

    'Not So Long Ago: New Star Wars movie set far, far in the future'
    'Michael Bay named director; Bay 'Totally psyched' '

    Either one of those would have me up in arms. :mad:
     
  20. Jedi Chloe

    Jedi Chloe Jedi Knight

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    Chewie being killed off.
    Or Han or Leia for that matter
     
  21. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    The main character is the offspring of Jar Jar and the stir whip lady from the holiday special.
    In spite of her old age, carrie fisher wears the metal bikini.
     
  22. hanshotfirst87

    hanshotfirst87 Jedi Youngling

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    Tim Burton to direct, starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter with Sacha Baron Cohen as a force walking Jedi from 1000 years in the future, written by David Koepp
     
  23. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    Hey now... I only said far into the future; not far, far into the future! ;)
     
  24. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Starring: Lions tigers and Gungans oh my!
     
  25. Kurnous Ntol

    Kurnous Ntol Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 29, 2012
    In order to put Vader in the new movies, episodes IV to VI will be retconned to have been a dream Luke had.
     
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