Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. KED12345 Force Ghost

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    I'd tell them to go do more than just suck an egg, to be frank.
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  2. Mystery Roach Chosen One

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    Yeah I had to bite my tongue to stay within the guidelines of this forum
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  3. awesomejedi Jedi Master

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    Episode VII cancelled. Or Justin Beiber cast as a Skywalker son, or anyone really. Nooooooooooooo!
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  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    MEL GIBSON TO DIRECT SEQUEL TRILOGY. FILMED ENTIRELY IN HUTTESE. SUBTITLES PROVIDED IN SELECT SHOWINGS
  5. Ron Fett Jedi Master

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    STAR WARS EPISODE VII SUMMER FUN OR SILENT KILLER?
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  6. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    COREY FELDMAN WANTS TO BE IN STAR WARS
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  7. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    Well my friend, your worst fears have been realized.
  8. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    I know, that's why I posted it. =P~
  9. Ron Fett Jedi Master

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    Iseewutudidthar
  10. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    I think we just demonstrated the concept of sarcasm on top of sarcasm :p
  11. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    Actually, it hasn't. It's just been approved, which means that it's moving forward.
    Not that I'm the least bit worried, but since you brought it up...

    Back on topic:

    NO MORE LIGHTSABERS IN STAR WARS!





    "I don't believe what I'm hearing"
    /LM
  12. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    Not my worst fear but definitely NOT a fan.
  13. Kyris Cavisek Jedi Grand Master

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    STAR WARS EP 7 TIMETRAVEL FILM REVISTS THE ORIGINAL FILMS
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  14. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    JOHNNY DEPP TO PLAY EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN EPISODE VII
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  15. Mystery Roach Chosen One

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    DISNEY BUYS PLATINUM DUNES - FOLDS INTO LUCASFILM

    (Bay "thrilled to be working alongside Kennedy")
    Last edited by Mystery_Roach, Dec 6, 2012
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  16. Darth Swede Jedi Master

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    JOHN WILLIAMS SCORE TO BE REPLACED BY TITLE SCORE FROM DAWSON'S CREEK
  17. Han Shot First Jedi Master

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    damn you I was going to say that! Ha,ha
  18. LunarMoth Force Ghost

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    Corey Feldman cast in new Star Wars.......
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  19. JainaSoloYJK Force Ghost

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    In all seriousness?

    'Not So Long Ago: New Star Wars movie set far, far in the future'
    'Michael Bay named director; Bay 'Totally psyched' '

    Either one of those would have me up in arms. :mad:
  20. Jedi Chloe Jedi Youngling

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    Chewie being killed off.
    Or Han or Leia for that matter
  21. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    The main character is the offspring of Jar Jar and the stir whip lady from the holiday special.
    In spite of her old age, carrie fisher wears the metal bikini.
  22. hanshotfirst87 Jedi Knight

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    Tim Burton to direct, starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter with Sacha Baron Cohen as a force walking Jedi from 1000 years in the future, written by David Koepp
  23. Mystery Roach Chosen One

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    Hey now... I only said far into the future; not far, far into the future! ;)
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  24. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Starring: Lions tigers and Gungans oh my!
  25. Kurnous Ntol Jedi Youngling

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    In order to put Vader in the new movies, episodes IV to VI will be retconned to have been a dream Luke had.
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