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Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    I have no doubt that I'm in a small minority on this, but am I the only person who would rather have a G-rated Star Wars movie than have all of them be PG-13?
     
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  2. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    SEQUEL TRILOGY TO REVOLVE AROUND OBSCURE CLASSIC: THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL
     
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  3. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    That may actually be the best news I can conceive of, as it would necessitate a blu-ray release of the Holiday Special! I'd take that over another trilogy any day. I'm only half kidding.
     
  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    The Holiday Special doesn't exist. Lucas said so.
     
  5. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    I wouldn't want to see that headline either. Oh wait...
     
  6. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    LUCASFILM ASKS FANS TO SUBMIT STORY IDEAS FOR NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY
     
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  7. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Anything involving Ben Affleck
     
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  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    No no no if it's a headline it's in all caps. Like this:
    THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL DOES EXIST. LUCAS PROMISES TO AIR IT 24 HOURS ON DISNEY CHANNEL EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS FROM NOW ON
     
  9. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    You're right. That's a terrible idea. If they air the Holiday Special again it had better be on ABC!
     
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    ABC EXECUTIVES HELD HOSTAGE BY STAR WARS FANBOY ON CHRISTMAS EVE. CHRISTMAS CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
     
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  11. Lando's Little Maneuver

    Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Affleck is starting to come good, he has almost fully redeemed himself with his last two films.
     
  12. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Not everyone can be redeemed.
     
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  13. SithLord_1270

    SithLord_1270 Jedi Knight star 3

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    Another:

    DISNEY SAYS JAR JAR BINKS WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE.

    DISNEY WILL INSTEAD SELL STAR WARS OVER TO ASYLUM FILMS & THE SYFY CHANNEL. (I know impossible, but imagine the horror!lol)
     
  14. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    DISNEY SELLS LFL TO FOX.
     
  15. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the truth -- that Affleck owes his whole "career" to Matt Damon.
     
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  16. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    And Kevin Smith. Not that I'm hatin' on Affleck.
     
  17. hanshotfirst87

    hanshotfirst87 Jedi Youngling

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    Michael Bay directing would be terrible news though.
     
  18. Lee_

    Lee_ Jedi Master star 4

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    Epsiode 7 soundtrack: Barry Manilow

    Episode 7: Starring Rosanne Barr
     
  19. Lee_

    Lee_ Jedi Master star 4

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    Yes, you are virtually the only one. In fact, many would rather have an NC-17 than a G.

    Don't know if you saw my thread on this or not:
    http://boards.theforce.net/threads/will-episode-7-be-pg-13.50005540/
     
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  20. Lord Tuvitor

    Lord Tuvitor Jedi Master star 4

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    Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!
     
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  21. leiamoody

    leiamoody Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    BEYONCE TO HAVE MUSICAL CAMEO IN EPISODE VII
     
  22. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Star Wars 7" plot rumor: Anakin Skywalker not the true father of Luke and Leia?
     
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  23. Lord Tuvitor

    Lord Tuvitor Jedi Master star 4

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    Turns out that David Prowse was right!
     
  24. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    All droids are now programed by microsoft
     
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  25. Lee_

    Lee_ Jedi Master star 4

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    Beautiful, I love it. [face_laugh]